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high\ school
1. (High School) (13100↑, 704↓)
High school is a failed experiment in preparing young people for the adult world. All high schools in the country were built around 1960 and were designed to hold about half as many students as they currently do. Nothing seems to work quite right in a high school building. The heaters only work during the summer and the air conditioning only works in the winter. The asbestos insulation has all fagged out and the building becomes an oven or a meat locker, depending on the time of year. The plumbing is usually a disaster in high school, with drinking fountains never working but toilets that never stop running. High schools are usually poorly run by a team of out of touch assholes, also known as Principals, counselor, teachers, and ex-Marine drill sergeants (gym teachers). These people seem hell bent on destroying all hope for students through tedious testing, poorly planned projects, educational videos made during the Truman Administration, and text books that mention the Soviet Union on every page. High school is also the place where the stress of growing up and the stress of fitting in join forces to destroy even the strongest among us. Most of High school is not spent learning but involves trying to find friends who aren't complete douche bags, trying hook up with people of the opposite sex unsuccessfully, combing your hair, buying cloths in the effort that someone will notice you, working out so you will not get your ass kicked everyday, trying desperately to get rid of the zits that have taken over your face, driving a car that a homeless person wouldn't piss in or riding on an over crowed bus while choking on diesel fumes, while people you don't know make fun of you worse then your friends do, and on top of all of that, you must act like nothing is wrong in your life.

High school is a place where everyone acts like their lives are great but are really dead inside. The scars of High School last long after graduation day.

2. (High School) (4981↑, 475↓)
A place which has no recess

Won't Believe it's just my luck - Nirvana

3. (high school) (4277↑, 817↓)
Torture. Plain and simple.

I really want to blow up my high school.

4. (High School) (2538↑, 391↓)
A building that the government requires by law people between the ages of 14 and 18 to be in all day long. Inside of this building, you will find: Hot (Fall/Spring/Summer) Cold (Fall/Winter) rooms overcrowded with teenagers. In these rooms, the teenagers will sit at desks and listen to a teacher lecture for 90min (Block schedule) 40-60min (Regular schedules) [some use block, some use regular] These teachers will shove all kinds of textbooks and worksheets in your face and expect you to get it all done in a short period of time. If you don't finish it in class (They give you no time) you are expected to do it on your own time at home. This is known as "Homework" The teenagers in these buildings are all labeled by: prep, nerd, goth, punk, cool, etc. (Preps) are people who usually have a lot of cash and are total "Do gooders" They get all their work well, usually in honors classes and very active in stuff like student government and sports. Female preps go out with the "Jocks" (Jocks) are dudes who play on the sports teams and are preps. (Nerds) are dudes and girls who often wear glasses, neat clothes. Do good in class, etc. (Goths) are dudes and girls who wear lots of outragious black clothing and listen to active rock artists like Marilyn Manson and Cradle Of Filth. (Punks) are dudes who listen to a lot of alternative music, have piercings and do a lot of skateboarding. (Cools) are people who hang out with everyone. Lunchtime at High School is usually a time to socialize and eat nasty overpriced and crappy quality food. (Administration) usually the cocky assholes known as the principals, deans, and security guards. They are total dicks and look down on everyone except for the preps, etc. (Bookbags) heavy bags full of heavy textbooks that all people that go to HS must lug on their backs. (Bus) either schoolbus or citybus, it all stinks. (Bathrooms) the bathrooms at highschool lack any sanitation or privacy. You will often find sheisse rubbed on the walls along with grafiti.

Don't go to high school, go to jail according to Wisconsin law.

5. (High School) (2048↑, 397↓)
Basically a large building with students ranging from 13-18 years of age, where we supposedly are taught facts and dates to prepare us for our work lives. There are certain genres that any high school student knows about, and if you are any high school student, you also know that it is impossible to get through highschool without being labelled as one of these people. Here are most of the genres at my school: Preps: Usually a large group of cheerleaders/jocks, wear bright clothes, get along with lots of people. They are active in school activities and school spirit, and their music range is probably the highest and largest of any of the groups, because it is not defined. Punks*: Smaller group of anti-establishment students. Many of which the school faculty hates, and tries to get in trouble sometimes. Punks can be classified by the music they listen to, and their appearance. Of course, many students treat emo as punk, and because many students are emo, punk is slowly becoming emo. But with real punks, that is not the case. Real punks know better, and label the emo listeners as "posers". * Not all punks are anti-establishment. Wiggers: Basically white people fitting in with the black people, pretending to be the black people, or actually thinking that they are black. They mostly listen to annoying rap with huge bass, that they like to cruise around in their car listening to, at a volume that gives most people brain damage. Wiggers travel in huge packs, and like to beat up people who well, aren't wiggers. Wiggers usually exclaim annoying slang terms like "werd" and "what up", and it is quite unusual for a wigger to say 10 words without saying one of these slang terms. Blacks: Like wiggers(see above) but with black skin. Emokids: Large group of posers, most of which who skate, and listen to bands like Taking Back Sunday, The Used etc. etc. Most emokids have a hugely abnormal emotional range, and break down at the slightest things(their girlfriend dumps them, they see a dead squirrel, etc). Many, if not all, emokids think they are punk, and try to express this by wearing black clothes, talking in monotonous voices, wearing old school converse shoes, punk bracelets, and so on. Nerds: The definition of Nerd has varied greatly, but a Nerd remains someone with a higher intelligence that likes to show it off. Most nerds are physically unable to perform simple feats, and test their brain power with activities like chess club, etc. They resort to video games because they have no social life. Basically all the nerds in the school form together to make a supergroup, in most schools anyway, and stick with this group all through highschool. Goths: The smallest group in the school. Usually dress in black clothing, and have no regard for popular culture. Goths, most of the time, become friends with others. Many goths don't care about labels, and are friends with everyone, but those who are culturally stereotypical talk about goths behind their backs. Bullies: A cowardly group of students that bother others and make their school life a living hell, through verbal and physical intimidation. Many have had a hard life growing up, and they resort to the unhappiness of others to make it through their pointless existence. Jocks: Jocks are a large group of students that are egotistical, popular and good at physical sports. Many say they rule the school, but there are other groups that could lead the school if they truly wanted to. Many jocks are bullies, and bother nerds quite a lot. The only way Nerds can make it day by day is the dream that some day those jocks will be the ones flipping the burgers for the nerds. Skinheads: A small group of punks/goths/normal people that have a hgih resilience to pain, and go around beating everything up. They have a low tolerance for people that get in their way, and very little of them care about school. Normal people: Basically a bunch of introverts, or extroverts that don't fit into a specific genre because they don't keep up with popular culture and dress in normal bland clothes. Teachers(1): A bunch of egotistical, mindless ignorant morons that treat everyone in the school like kids, and have no tolerance or very little tolerance for anything that isn't what they want it to be. Teachers(2): A fun-loving brand of teacher that plays games with the class if they finish their work. This brand of teacher understands kids more, and treats them like adults. Many of these teachers keep up with popular culture. Principal: A high figure, that many, many people would like to beat up or injure. Usually a male, and quite egotistical, a principal has very little tolerance for anything, and will suspend/expel students for pretty much anything. Most principals look for reasons to bother students. So there you have it, That's pretty much high school in a nutshell. But I have one last thing to say: School may be necessary in this society, but sometimes the teachers push us too far. With the stupid work and mindless ignorance, also the idiotic parents that bother and punish us for betting "Cs and Ds", No wonder so many people are taking out a gun and killing their highschool comrades. Thats all I have to say for now. - Jordan

*Nerd walking through school* "I hope no one bothers me." *Nerd gets pushed into lockers by Jock* "Ow, what're you doing that for?" *Goth walks by* "Leave him alone, assface." "Whachoo gonna do, ugly?" "This\!" *Goth precedes to beat this shit out of Jock* *Teacher comes in* "What's going on here?" *Jock whines* "He pushed that guy into the lockers, and when I tried to stop him, he punched and kicked me\!" *Teacher talks* "Is this true? If so you're suspended." "No, it's not true, he was beating him up, and-" "Youre going to the office with me, young man." *Once Teacher is gone, Jock precedes to beat up Nerd* So, you see, Highschool sucks, and so does everything in it.

6. (high school) (1344↑, 167↓)
A shitty place where teenage sub-culture drives you insane and teachers give you lots of work to do.

"Charlyne is such a prep. Oh my gosh, I can't stand those preppy little fuckers." "I wish I was fucking popular...if only I could be like the cool kids." "Those damn goth kids are so fuckin scary" "I'm such a punk...Abercrombie and Fitch is so fucked." "Let's go get wasted man\! Fuck yeah\!\!\!\!\!"

7. (High School) (880↑, 98↓)
Where those "Paternity Tests" Episodes of Maury and Jenny Jones usually start

It ain't my baby bitch. It don't even look like me

8. (High School) (775↑, 38↓)
As defined by parents: A casual place where you will learn all the basics that we could teach you, but don't have the time for. Grades are very important, especially during the last final years. You will develop friends who will help you appreciate your life in the future. And, as most say, "High school was the best four years of my life." If you ask a high schooler, he would say, "This place is about learning to become another sheep in society. I can dress how I want, but I can't wear certain colors. I could ask any girl out in the school, but there's a good chance she'll say no. I could spend my time trying to become popular, but then I sink to the same level as them. I could do drugs, and get them, in no time flat, and still get away with it. Whatever I want, I can get. Insubordinance is met with cruel discipline. We are put through tests that are meant to make us think and retain knowlege, but they only test us on cumulative knowlege. Basically, you realy don't learn anything new, but rather repeat everything you learned in elemntary and middle school until you can do it in your sleep. But the worst part of high school, is the fact that no matter how much you try to find out who you are, express new ideas and try to stear away from everyone else; you are ridiculed to the point of changing your ideas, morals and beliefs to fit in, masking yourself to fit in, or down right filling the school with bullet holes, screaming 'Fuck them all.'"

Parents: "Oh, you'll love high school\! Just think about all the new and exciting things you'll learn\!" Student: "Everyday is the same. I wake, go to school, try to pay attention while the all the desks are full, and people are standing in the back. Then, I walk through the halls, trying to dull my senses to filter out all the bullshit I hear. Finally, I get to my next class, and my teacher is lounging in his chair and his breath reeks of Jack. He can get away with it, but when I go to class drunk, I get suspended. Yes sir, high school really does prepare you for life."

9. (high school) (753↑, 61↓)
A place rumored (by adults) to be A. the best 4 years of their lives B. good for you However, in all actuality it is a system of prisons cleaverly decorated with pee-yellow walls, faulty lights, air-conditioners that never seem to be turned on at the right time of the year, and heaters with a blazing high temperature of 55 degrees. There are many elements of high school, but seeing as many have already explained the social aspects, i will dwell annoyingly on the educational aspects. \high\ schoolschool overview\high\ school educational officials, or teachers, "teach", or rather make you memorize facts, figures, rules, and many other things that they claim "will be very useful to you in the future" however, 95% of this information is utterly useless, and completely forgotten the second you walk out of the classroom. teachers usually emphasise becoming an individual, independent, free-thinking, creative member of society by forcing you to conform to their standards. \high\ schoolMath Department\high\ school teachers teach you about numbers, tables, charts, and other mathmatical things. in the early education years, the information seems relevant enough (multiplication, money, charts etc.) but, proceeding through the school years, the information becomes ludicris and exceedingly diffucult to understand, much less pronounce. \high\ schoolSocial Department\high\ school established to teach about the world around us. the teacher repeats the phrase " we learn about history so we can learn from our mistakes" constantly and overbearingly, while overlooking the fact that no one country really learns from their mistakes, as their is , and will most likely be, outbreaks of war, senseless violence, genocide, and other crimes untill the end of time. this is, however, a decently usefull class (some of the time) \high\ schoolscience department\high\ school the most pointless information that anyone will ever force you to "learn", unless you plan on becoming a scientist, or a science teacher. basic lectures are understandibly important (knowing the difference between a chipmunk and a volcano), but, like the math department, the info. becomes remarkibly useless. Contrary to popular belief, knowing how to classify a rock isn't going to do much for you, unless you plan on becoming a geoligist. Also, knowing that an ice age may happen someday again will not stop the afformentioned ice age from happening. When science teachers aren't dumbing you down with difficult, ultra-specific facts, they are telling you obvious information that you already knew long before they ever told you( the top of the mountain is usually the highest elevation). \high\ schoolhealth department\high\ school usually jam-packed with diagrams and gross facts that you will never remember. said diagrams are often pointless, because i don't know too many girls that plan on suddenly sprouting a penis and labeling it. \high\ schoolforeign launguage department\high\ school usually useless, because the teachers barly know how to speak the language they are supposidly teaching, and it is unlikely that many people will travel to ancient greece and be forced to remember their grammar endings. however, vocabulary words may help you remember other english words. \high\ schoolenglish department\high\ school teachers let you speak your inner creativity by forcing you to complete outlined, drawn-out, graded compositions. the formula usually goes something like this : hard work + creativity = a bad grade generic words + comformity + writing what they want to hear = a passing grade. and however much the teacher stresses that they want original ideas, they never really do. follow the exact guidelines and revert questions into sentences and you're sure to get a 90% or above. \high\ schoolgym department\high\ school originally created to keep our young ones fit and acceptable to society. however, as well as the intention may have been (or not been) this never seems to work, as the overweight kids usually find a clever, creative way out of every class. also, by the time you get changed and warmed-up, the dismissal bell has already rung and you are late for your next class, which is usually taught by a mean, strict, and detention-giving teacher. in short, the most exercise you get in gym class is running to your next class. plus, many gym teachers are usually borderlin obese. In conclusion, you go into high school with friends, dreams, creativity, will to learn, and hope for the world. You come out of high school with no friends, crushed hopes, comformity, and realisation that the world sucks even worse then you once thought. To quote Happy Bunny, "High School Prepared you for the real world - which also sucks."

"But Mom said High school was fun..." "Christ it's cold in here\!" "be yourself\! (coughwithinreasonofcoursecough) teacher:" quadratic equations are easy and fun\! come on - x4 + px2 + qx + r = 0 - who's up for it?" student:"cricket...cricket.." teacher:"wars usually end up in nothing but death and more wars.." student:"than why do you have a pro-operation iraqi freedom poster on the wall?" teacher:"uh..eh...um..DETENTION\! teacher:"this is the marker that they pound onto the tops of mountains to show that it's the highest elevation" student:"golly gee wilikers- i thought the bottom of the mountain was actually the highest point\! silly me\!" teacher: "fill in this diagram on fat composition while i go eat mcdonalds in the back of the classroom" teacher : "what does quodamodo mean?" student : "i don't know..what does it mean?" teacher : "um..eh...uh..DETENTION\!" teacher :" okay. write this 2000 word comp. on what creativity means to you. and be sure to use proper grammer and 10/12 of the following vocabulary words..." teacher : okay- run 4 laps while i sit, watch you, and yell at you. billy:"i hate high school...alot." bobby:"at least your not alone - everyone in the world is forced to go to school to learn how to be a free-thinking, indepentant, yet conforming and timid tool of society. " billy:"thanks bobby...you really helped..."

Author: \high\ schoolsomething vague that we're not seeing\high\ school http://high-school.urbanup.com/1640076
10. (high school) (690↑, 43↓)
highschool's a bitch. there's nothing else to it.

just get in and get it over with...

11. (high school) (572↑, 66↓)
A facility used to suppress the masses, usually aged 13-18 (or older, in rare cases). This suppression helps create loyal citizens with no imagination, uniqueness, or mind of their own. It's used to suppress thoughts and oppress students.

"Damn, High School ruined my dream by sticking me with a teacher who can't teach, therefore ruining my dreams."

12. (High School) (536↑, 45↓)
A place where a child between the ages of 14 and 18 years, (sometimes more for others) is forced to be placed into an isolated classroom from the real issues of the world and is expected to learn lessons on geometrical proofs, the internal atomy of a shark, and other useless information. Of course non of the children really do learn anything they just spend their time trying to fit into one of the ten thousand groups and complaining about how much their lives suck.

High School will prepare me for my future. MY ASS

13. (high school) (483↑, 67↓)
A miserable prison for young people whose lives are usually hard enough as it is. Often there's a poor kid who hasn't eaten in four days and doesn't have electricity. He sits and waits for lunch, where he gets to eat a piece of month-old bread and drink half a glass of concentrated orange juice. That is, unless someone steals it and pours it on his head. Later, he gets his clothes stolen in the locker room and a spray of deodourant in his eyeballs. Lastly he's taunted by girls who have so little ego that they mock the poor kid, just for kicks. Then he trudges home carrying a 40 pound backpack because someone forgot to pick him up.

Hey Ralph; where ya off to? High...sch..the place that I go in the morning..won't you please shoot me now?

14. (High School) (494↑, 125↓)
make friends with maryjane and alcohol and it will just be a blur

i dont remember highschool it was just a blur, i was way to fucked up to remember

15. (High School) (371↑, 20↓)
1.An institution thought up in the bowels of [hell] where the main trading comodities are sex, drugs, and freshmen. Designed to prevent happiness at any cost. 2. A dark, neglected, storage space for the souls of students in little glass vials.

Johny's parents never liked him, and often threatened to send him to high school when he got older.

16. (High School) (424↑, 94↓)
Sucks

She high schooled him hard.

17. (high school) (319↑, 19↓)
a place where, depending on your looks, you are classified into. why does it matter if you're a prep, gangster, ho-bag or what? you are what you are. high school is worthless. In no such way will it ever give you the skills you need for the real world.

"oh god im not wearing the designer jeans like everyone else." "looks like your life is over\!"

18. (High School) (292↑, 20↓)
Institution of education after middle school. There are two aspects to high school although too often the mingle together. They are: [-Academic-] The classes are either Normal (meaning idiot) or Honors or AP something similar. Ridiculous amount of homework and boring lectures are put on teenagers with the single purpose of passing a certain standardized test or another. No learning actually takes place unless the studen actually sees the bigger pictures of the atom sized government filtered details of history, english or even math they are given. But of course if the student is truly learning then he is getting bad grades. Grades have never been related to learning and never will be. Memorizatino of facts is not learning. There are many rich white kids from educated families that do well in these classes. Tying into the social aspect of kissing teachers asses. [-Social-] This is where most of the problems in high school come from. People will put on extremely fake personas or completely true personas in high school. They will spend many hours trying to impress others who are trying to do the same. A very negative environment for foreign, native, rich, poor, ... pretty much everyone. There are stereotypical groups but they all blend together in their desire of uniquiness/conformity. There are kids who excel in this environment. Usually very dilligent at doing hours of homework and studying while at the same time being active in school sports/activities. Such as drama geeks, sports kids, etc. Although not much is said about their success after high school. All in all a very bad place that has little practical value other than pumping out hundreds of tired and NOT SO READY for life kids into colleges, but the lucky and bright few do come out and do well.

A shithole that has been molding forever in a rusty metal bathroom with maggots underground in an abandoned civil war prison where hundreds of young men died of gangrene and worse. Yeah it's that bad or good depending on how you look at it.

19. (High school) (271↑, 16↓)
Hi, You have just met the following people: Jocks Bullys Nerds Posers Goths Emos Punks Randoms Losers Druggos and Populars The following things have happened: Met someone you like Asked someone out Went out With Someone Cheated on someone Broke Up With someone Been Punched/Slapped Been Teased Been Spat On Cryed and Broke Down You Will Be introduced To the following things: Sex Drugs and alcahol While All This is happening you also enjure annyoing/mean/boring techers while Working on your studies including bascis like science, maths, history, geography and a Different laguage. Also while all this is happening you are expected to: Never fight Never swear Never Get Angery Never Backchat Sit Up straight and pay attention

Welcome to High School

20. (high school) (263↑, 41↓)
1.Anyone who says that these are the best 4 years of your life needs to get a better job 2. A place to target practice my new Ak-47 3. The best place to hide your stash 4. A place where you learn how to get high, hence the name high school

High school was the WORST years of my life next to middle school.

21. (high school) (256↑, 52↓)
A place where everyone picked on me even though I never said a word full of assholes.

Im homeschooled now for free thank god I have social anxiety. I learn alot more than I did in high school and its only 3 hours a week. Preppy little fag 1: look its stoner steve he doesnt say anything because he is a vegtable Another fag: no hes just crazy PSYCHOSTEVE\!\!\!\!\!

Author: homeschooling kicks ass http://high-school.urbanup.com/880145
22. (high school) (217↑, 16↓)
Where [middle school] meets the real world. There are 4 levels of education in high school; Freshman, Sophomore, Junior and Senior year. Each of which have their own [stereotype] in itself. High school is Junior High gone bad. People begin to classify themself into different groups and each group thinks of themselfs as normal as everyone else are just [stereotypes]. High school meets the real world because there are more cases of drug abuse, truancy, pregnancy, obscene language and higher rates of drop outs. People are too busy trying to stand out yet fit in and assure themselves that they aren't a conformist. When they finally graduate (or drop out) they usually realize how immature they were in high school. High school is where teenagers engage in a broad range of subjects which will make little difference in the future.

High school is the mixing bowl before upcoming years puts everyone into perspective.

23. (High School) (318↑, 123↓)
=/= hellhole
24. (High School) (200↑, 21↓)
Where everybody acts like an even bigger idiot then they do before they go to college. I'm in High school ...and I kinda agree.

Johnny: Look I'm flipping off the camera and the class picture,that was way long ago back in 06' God I'm idiot Peter: Everyone in high school's an idiot. Me: I kinda agree.

Author: browngirlsdonttakebs http://high-school.urbanup.com/3628052
25. (high school) (180↑, 9↓)
high school is one of the greatest things to compare to and make fun of, only because its so easy to target. there is no being "unique" because in some way everyone is copying someone else. you can't walk down the hall without a rumour spreading that you were checking out barbie's boyfriend ken. its usually easier for the guys, its always the girls fighting over them now a days. if a girl hooks up with some guys shes a slut but if a guy hooks up with some girls hes cool, look up to. a pimp? sure. people think its cool to get drunk at this point in their life. high school is the smallest portion of our life but to some people it matters the most. why is this?

high school is overrated.

26. (high school) (187↑, 17↓)
A shithole that everyone must go to every day, from 7:30 in the morning to 3:00 in the afternoon, every week, for almost 10 months. These days, high school is a fucking pain in the ass. First you must deal with fitting in and actually making some fucking friends. You need to deal with your old friends changing and acting like an ass towards you. At the same time, if you actually give two shits about getting a decent job when you're older, you must focus on your studies and make sure you get the best marks possible. If you're sick as a fucking dog and have to stay home for a week, the teachers have absolutely zero sympathy for you. You miss shitloads of handouts, assignments and lengthy notes that in no way can you work on at home. You must find out what homework you missed by calling about 5 fucking different people and attempt to catch up WHILE dealing with your illness. If you tell your teacher that you were sick and couldn't think properly, they will just shout at you and punish you accordingly. You fucking kill yourself trying to understand that cursed bit of math that your teacher never explained to you because you were away. You freak out and end up hitting the sac at 1 in the motherfucking morning. Meanwhile, you are trying to cope with a tight, phlegmy throat that is fucking annoying and won't go away. A part of you wants to go to school the next day and not miss out on any more shitty work, and another part of you wants to stay home, heal some more, and have a blast playing video games. You freak out some more, toss a few things around and shed a few tears. Then you eventually calm down. Some people consider high school a breeze; others do not. For some it is the most treacherous thing they can think about; for others it is exciting and enjoyable. All in all, teachers suck, students suck, assignments suck, homework sucks, handouts suck, being ill sucks, and as a whole, the chore known as school is the fucking scum of the earth.

Johnny gets sick Sunday night and stays home Monday and Tuesday. He tries his best to call his friends and catch up on as much work as possible. On Wednesday, he departs for his high school and has the worst day of his life. His teachers were an ass towards him and he now has shitloads of work to do. Johnny wishes school never existed.

27. (high school) (203↑, 36↓)
Also known as college-preparatory or secondary school 1. A place that prepares you for the real world (ie. if you make it through this place you can make it through anything. See [anything].) 2. A place where everyone resents everyone else because because they secretly want to be part of the group they can't be in (the more adult version of "you can't play in my sandbox"..."your sandbox sucks anyway" kid conversation) 3. A prelude to the real best years of your life. See [college] 4. A place where you find out your place in society: Preps: Abercrombie kids who hang out at each other's beach bungalow's during the weekends...usually snotty and spoiled...well liked by many faculty Unholy Holies: Also very well liked by the faculty, except more annoying than the preps because unlike the preps they tend to actually have morals: they head student government, liturgy committee, participate in all types of community service and always get chosen as retreat leaders. They irk people with phrases like "Jesus loves you no matter what" and saying hey buddy to you in the hallway because they feel sorry for you while showing off their yellow Livestrong bracelets. Potheads: Relaxed, laid back happy idiots. Cool to talk to in the morning when you yourself are brain dead too. Teachers: This is a whole other spectrum of cliques within itself: you either have the administration brownosers, political zealots, monotone drones, spaced out dingbats, or the ones that teach you life lessons without you realizing it Counselors: Secret spies for the administration who will try to rat you out to them and make your life even worse than it was before you went to them by "just trying to help". At best, they will just listen to your problems, nod, pat you on the knee and say "our time is up...let me know how it goes"; making a total waste of your time Gangstas: Listen to hip hop and rap...always seem to have beef with some other member of their clan. Could be at the top of the social chain if they weren't always busy fighting with each other (ie. G is talkin shit bout me...im gon fix that bitch up) Wiggers: Same as above, except they tend to be wannabes, of the caucasian race, and their only real beef is forgetting who borrowed who's homework Jocks: Generally jerks or airheads. Laugh at gross out humor. Not all are bullies. Only talk to lower social cliques when they need to borrow a pencil they'll never return. Nerds: Usually into weird card games and doing well. Formerly faculty favorites until they got replaced by the Unholy Holies. Wear slicked back hair, high pants and glasses. Over-achievers: sometimes cross with the preps and unholy holies, somewhat smart like the nerds, but have a better ability of blending in...but these tend to be too busy to be involved with anything besides school (or get involved in so many things they break down). These are the ones who take SAT courses in their freshmen year and complain about too much pressure from parents. Kids in black: Under these are the goths, people who dress in black, the socialists and pretty much anyone who's sick and tired of everyone else usually because they're tired of themselves. Some are genuine rebels; some are just anti-everything assholes Punks: they skateboard, have their own bands, are basically pretty chill and have their own bands...not too involved in political activism anymore...most of this has been taken over by the emo kids and the kids in black emo kids: the ones who always quote taking back sunday on their blogs and wear old converses...usually the hipster kids who tend to be vegetarian and of the uber-liberal elite (and the ones who use the word uber); the name emo is very misleading, as their expressions tend to be often serious and boring.

Kid: "I hate junior high" Mom: "Don't worry, it'll get better in high school..."

28. (High School) (167↑, 13↓)
Basically, it's hell.

Well, high school. You know.. It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

Author: Celeste from highschool http://high-school.urbanup.com/1663265
29. (high school) (167↑, 24↓)
For me, highschool sucked. The whole staff simply does not care about you; unless you have a nice rack. Pretty much every guy gets failed out sooner or later and can be seen as your local garage mechanic. I earned countless D's, which really fucked up my chances of getting into a university of any kind...even though i feel i am smarter than the average person. Your local highschool is filled with popular prepy girls, that always hide from there pain, immature football guys, which some are pretty kool, countless perverted mid-life crises teachers; and the best part, waking up at 5 a.m. for something you don't even believe in.

My whole high school life I was treated like sh*t by countless teachers and staff...in-which fuc*ed my transcripted up beyound repairable. Im going to be a community college for the rest of my sh*t life.

Author: Alex Wilson321321 http://high-school.urbanup.com/1851862
30. (high school) (159↑, 20↓)
Death. You waste your entire youth trying to be cool by drinking/smoking. You'll look back in 5 years and cry at the thought of ever going back. Do not attend your reunion

High school will be the whole of your youth. wasted.

31. (High School) (150↑, 12↓)
"The best years of your life" as my mother says while she reads her 1977 yearbook. Also known as Hell. Contains a vast and diverse variety of teenagers yet they all fit snugly into categories and labels administered by their peers... some of the unfortunate ones are not teenagers anymore. We call those ones the slackers. Controlled by sadistic "teachers" and "councillors", etc.

I fell asleep in English class and got in trouble with the teacher. I also forgot my homework. I got a detention.

32. (high school) (174↑, 37↓)
a place where a bunch of white ass prep girls and guys who think that their better than everyone else just because they have more friends or money than people and the principals and teachers don't fucking bother at all because their worried about the black or latin people....The only place where racism is allowed.

(prep/jock)rich people who think that their better than everyone else....some are alright (punk) wannabe goths (goths) people who are really into heavy metal and the color black ("gangster") people who are into rap and shit like that, who don't really care (wangster) people who try too hard to be gangsterish...usually consits of white peole (geeks/dorks/nerds/ect.) people who get made fun of just because they are the smartes in the class....are into pokemone, yu-gi-oh, everquest/ shit like that ("cool people") are the people that everyone thinks is cool but when it comes down to it there just like the preps. (unkowns) people who don't give a fuck for reals, they could care less what your social status you are labled under. they just like to kickback with their friends and get their shit taken care of...

33. (high school) (155↑, 23↓)
A place where people are called names, beaten up, and are targeted for suspention by assholes called faculty. With the pressures of fitting in yet standing out. Know wonder people resort to drugs and alchohol. (I had to just to get through the day) With the over crowding nobody can learn anything, and get fucked for the future. Now I know why people want to hang themselves or kill everyone in there school.(I did)The goths are the only ones that will ever become leaders because they don't care about popularity or politics. They have not been tainted. The government needs to pull their heads out of there asses, and clean the cum out of there ears, and accualy listen to the problems and fix them. I belive it could save lives and maybe we could accualy get some future leaders.

High school is just about the 8th level of hell. Daunte missed one

34. (high school) (151↑, 33↓)
High school is pointless. If you want to make it in the world, you need an entrepreneurial spirit, not a report card. All of these preppy straight-A kids are going to end up making \high\ school$100,000/annual or less in the real world. They're going to have a $300,000 house with a white picket fence and a Chevy Suburban for their soccer mom wives to drive their intolerable kids to middle school in. They're going to spend the rest of their miserable lives going to work, coming home 9 hours later to their shitbag kids and nagging wife, getting drunk while watching ESPN and doing the same thing the next day.

Both my dad and my uncle fucked around in high school but are very well off from the stock exchange/business/real estate.

35. (High School) (170↑, 53↓)
No, they were not all created around 1960. mine was created in 1906. and no, you are not required to attend high school until you are 18. You may drop out when you are 16. but good definitions. i aplaud your efforts

High School. mmm tasty.

36. (high school) (125↑, 12↓)
a place where a bunch of different people are supposed to learn and figure out what they want to do with their lives. Mostly its a place with many hookup, breakups, crushes, new and old friends, lying, cheating, boring there are so many people who are trying to belong to the many groups you got the: jocks, goths, punks, dirty kids, gangstas, wangstas, dorks, preps, popular kids, cheerleaders, fags, special ed kids, cool smart kids, druggies, fat kids, brown-nosers, the kids who just dont belong, the band geeks, the art freaks, the yearbook staff, and the kids who need to learn how to brush their hair

So many people hate high school

Author: the coolest kid you;ll ever know http://high-school.urbanup.com/901958
37. (High School) (124↑, 16↓)
A place, usually an institution or run-down shack, that teaches young and aspiring [pot] [smokers] how to get [high]. Such teachings include how to properly roll a [joint], [inhaling] and [exhaling] practices, good quality versus bad quality [pot], ideal places to smoke, and how to cover up evidence that someone has smoked pot. Usually, if one were to pass all classes and graduate, all [graduates] receive one free pound of [cannibus] as a going away gift.

"Hey, you wanna go to the beach with us tonight?" "Naw, thanks dude. I got High School tomorrow. I need to stay home and practice rolling this joint. We're having a test."

38. (High School) (116↑, 10↓)
Orignally high school was ment to be a place for kids to start getting high. However, drug criminalization and political correctness stopped this institution from keeping it's true goal. So now, high schools are ran by people who claim that high school is a place of learning. However, this is a false statement. I don't think anyone actually believes that.

I hate high school. Junior high was less intense. (JK of course.)

39. (High school) (125↑, 23↓)
A place where people think that they are different from everybody else so they try to stereotype everyone into worthless catagories like "goths" and "skaters" or "preps" where in reality everyone in there is the same; trapped in a place where pain and misery get trapped in there and float around like pollen and everyone breaths it in like oxygen. Everyone has pain even the "preps"(even though they manage to have an anicdote; just wear the most expensive clothes and make sure that daddy buys you the most expensive car and the pain goes away\!\!\!\!) HIGH SCHOOL=HELL/PAIN FOR EVERYBODY

You think my ass looks fat well...........go burn in High School\!\!\!\!\!

40. (high school) (118↑, 25↓)
the biggest waste of my life

example 1:cameron dropped out of high school because she's pregnant with sam's baby. example 2:i'm usually high when i go to high school.

41. (high school) (104↑, 12↓)
when someone wants to describe the worst possible thing they say it's like hell. i say it's like high school.

what's it like gettin your tongue pierced? it's like a few hours in high school.

42. (High school) (112↑, 22↓)
No Recess\! ... ... ...

"You're in highschool again"

43. (High School) (133↑, 47↓)
Can be known as the "Best years of their lives" for some.. but for most...total hella..and full of drama/stress and break-ups and stereotypes [Guy Preps]Jocks, attend sports such as football, wreslting, baseball, they normally get the better looking girls while they have not much brains upstairs. Normally make nasty jokes about the size of their penis or how high they were the other day. Their normally tall beefy guys that all the girls drool over and are full of themselves and wouldnt be caught dead talking to someone of the lower class. Not all are like this though. listen to hip-hop and think their kinda gangster or they listen to poser alternative music. [Girl Preps] These girls normally shop at abercrombie, american eagle or anchor blue. Their good looking and they sometimes put out. Some are sluts. Their mostly outgoing and are involved in leadership, student government etc. They like to party and are afraid of weed. NOrmally they walk around school with a purse, what retards. Oh and you cant forget the jeans with 10 holes in them. Listen to r&b singers and alternative rock. [Nerds] They dont really give a fuck about where they fit in, they are to caught up in school and playing video games all day. [Gangsters/Mexicans/Blacks]Normally hang out together, most think their hardcore gangster and like to get into fights for no reason. The girls are nasty and hate all the white chicks and want to kick all of their asses. They listen to rap/hip-hop music and hate on the white people. Gangs etc. [Punks] These are the kids with the crazy hair and tight pants and van slip-ons/converse. They dont really give a fuck what people think about them and listen to music such as physcobilly/ska/punk/rockabilly. they wear leather jackets with custum designs like studs and skulls. and most are anti-government and anarchist. These kids have experiemented with shrooms/acid/e/weed and the heavey drugs. some are straight edge. They insist that "punx not dead" but it is, there is no punk bands like the ones in the 1980s [Skaters] These kids hang out with the punks, wear skater shoes and shirts like emerica, dc, and band t-shirts. love to hang out at the skatepark and listen to ska/punk/metal which shoving gauges in their ears and smoke a shitload of weed. some are straight edge as well [Emo]These kids take pictures from the top of their head looking down. They normally have black/dark hair that covers their right eye. Emo boys where girl pants and 2 belts. they listen to music such as hawthorne heights/fallout boy/taking back sunday...etc. Most emos cut their wrists and spend their days and nights listening to emotional music and thinking about how horrible their life is. [Goths] These kids are full of black clothing and eye makeup. Their usually very pale and wear band t-shirts. their shy and they dont talk to many people. thats why i dont kno much about them [Posers] These kids wake up one day and decide oh my god\! greenday? i am so into punk rock now. then they start dressing like their punks but it really just makes them look like fags because they dont kno what true punk and music really is and they think taking back sunday and greenday are punk rock. [Teachers] They suck. They make less than the people at the grocerie store and they give us a shitload of homework for no fucking reason. Hisotry is useless. they make us stay in school for up to 7 hours doing useless work and getting stereotyped. yay [Student Government] A group of people consisting of preps and nerds that are normally snotty.

"So..hows high school" "It sucks, i got called a nerd today\! i think ill go cut tonight"

44. (High School) (97↑, 15↓)
1) something you forget about the minute you leave, including all social ties and academic achievements. 2) a state of being that does not matter to anyone except those mired within it

high school student: im a loner and someone made fun of me three months ago. i'm going to be a failure in life, so why don't i shoot up my school? high school graduate: dude, high school is less a factor in dictating the rest of your life than the piss you flush down the urnial every day at school. just cruise through, chill out, and go to college, where the petty bullshit that constitutes high school life is less than a distant memory.

Author: seventh son of a seventh bitch http://high-school.urbanup.com/1520937
45. (high school) (81↑, 4↓)
10: At school, we want you to think for yourself. This is why we take big measures to shut you up when you challenge us. Our lump of mus- I mean brain, swells up at the slightest hint of rebellion 9: The counselors are always here to help you. From bullying to suicide, you can always count on us, whether is it pretending to care about your stupid teenage drama, or wacking off secretly at your rock concert 8: Honey, I know you're failing, and that you are a hopeless shit, but... GOOD JOB\!\! 7: If you're going to homework, get need to GET A LIFE. GET INVOLVED\! Now, 10 pounds of homework, due tomorrow\! 6: Remember to show your school spirit\! Our football team sucks ass\! We're holding a pep rally to honor their defeat from Altoona\! 5: Our food is made from the finest bits of rubber and mold residue\! No wonder when you eat at school, you get a great meal at a great price\! 4: Be an individual. Our job here is to prepare you to become productive sheeps of society. 3: Our no drug program has reduced drug use by 50%. We pride ourselves in having the most drunk parties in the nation and being a top-ranked party school. 2: You will look back fondly over these years. Our SAT has ruined your life, our seniors have forced you to give blowjobs, and getting up a 5:30 for another bleek day of wrinkly old grannies are your fondest memories. 1: We pride ourselves on having the best and brightest teachers in the nation. Our students have gone off to become the most accomplished men and women. This is why you have the sex-deprived pedophile for history, and the never-smiling hobos as classmates

The decleration of Schooldependence yep, high school

46. (High School) (81↑, 10↓)
A high school is a porthole to hell where everyone goes insane ranging causes such as: Keeping track of who the slutty girls in your school are going out with. Trying to be cool. Trying to find wtf crowd you belong in. \#1 Trying to keep sane. There are also an ass load of crowds, as described above.

Ooooooooooo no\!

47. (high school) (94↑, 26↓)
Essentially, High School is best described as "it's hell with windows."

High School is the worst time in anyone's life.

48. (High School) (65↑, 5↓)
A place that you waste 4 years (or maybe more, if you suck at it) of your life feeling either inferior or incredibly godly. No one will like you either way. This period of your life is pretty much just a time slot filler until your body stops looking freakish so you can enter the world without making people gag when they see you.

Wow. I just spent 4 years in a hellhole. Does the government know about high school? Is the government behind this high school whatnot? Eep\!

49. (High School) (67↑, 8↓)
A place where people age 14-18 are required to go to. Text books are outdated by 15 to 20 years and most teachers spend more time telling the class about their personal life than actually teaching. Also, many teachers double as coaches for the schools sports teams, and would rather talk about last night's game than explain the lesson. The gym teacher will make you feel like shit and the health teacher will tell you never to have sex one (you'll get AIDS and die\!) and will then procede to show you a video on birth control and how to use condoms. In my high school experience, I didn't really see any real cliques. It wasn't like the preps only hung out with the preps and the goths only hung out with the goths. But maybe that was just my school. High school is also home to insane dress codes, shitty food, graffiti, fights, vicious rumors, and noting that will prepare you for the real world. However, high school is still way better than middle school.

At my high school the heater never worked, people huffed glue in the bathrooms, my chemistry teacher told me I would go nowhere in life, and approximately forty percent of the students were involved in a gang.

50. (high school) (85↑, 26↓)
In the UK, people attend high school from the ages 11-16, then move on to college if they pass their GCSE'S (leaving exams). Pretty much the same as US high school, but slightly better I reckon.

I've never watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but I think the representation of High School being a porthole to hell is pretty accurate.

51. (high school) (68↑, 10↓)
A place where the only cool people are the kids no one wants to be seen with, and where being seen with total dumb asses makes you popular.

Dumb ass 1: like, omigod, did you see who she was with? that kid like, reads. Dumb as 2: OMIGOD EW?? omigod are you serious, like...like omigod. Sane person: Jesus christ, I hate high school...

52. (high school) (64↑, 8↓)
A place that rewards incompetence and conformism. Crams thousands of hormone charged teens into a bulidng, makes them eat lunch way too early, and uses peer pressure to destroy your self-esteem. Also uses incredibly hard classes filled with useless information to fuck up your social life and your relationship with your parents. Nothing you learn will be of any use in the real world and the overall goal is to break your spirit so the government can pick up the pieces and make you what they want.

High school destroyed my life and my mind.

Author: disillusioned&bitter http://high-school.urbanup.com/4021072
53. (high school) (63↑, 8↓)
A place where they stick 14-18 year olds just to stop them from terrorizing our cities. They claim "learning" goes on here, but all that really happens is some boring ass teachers tell us to memorize pointless facts we'll never use. they tell you to "be creative" but no one ever is because they know as soon as they do something creative or something the teacher doesn't agree with they get an automatic f. interchangable with hell.

Tom: Did yu go to high school today? Jeff: Hell no, no one that goes to that hellhole comes out normal. Tom: Agreed.

54. (High School) (56↑, 4↓)
All the worlds horrors, all the things and people you dispise and dread most, compacted into one building.

"Hey Mark, what's that smell?" "It's the smell of burning souls in dreams inside our public High School."

55. (High School) (77↑, 25↓)
A really shitty place with preps who think that they own the whole world, who are good at sports, and suck up to teachers such to get good grades. Also usually contains about 50% of the girls will get pregant and be forced to drop out.

This High School has so many pregant teenager.

56. (high school) (71↑, 19↓)
high school is the most boring thing ever invented... i have no clue who once thought it was a good idea\!?

1: hey dude lets go to school 2: what school? 1: high school 2: hell no\! thats bullshit\!

57. (high school) (57↑, 6↓)
The perfect setting for the 15 buhgillion high school drama. and the only place where a 30 year old actor can play an 18 year old.

Girl: Did you catch "High School Drama" last night. Guy : no Girl: well, lindsey was caught sleeping with Jeff, Tiffany's boyfriend and they had this HUGE argument. OMG there is so much drama, the show is the best show ever. Guy : Why do you need to see what happens everyday renacted on the television? Girl: Because Jeff is really hot. Guy : Gesh

Author: Who The Douce Are You? http://high-school.urbanup.com/1189042
58. (high school) (54↑, 5↓)
A place where your parents tell you it's the "happiest time in your life" and that when you leave everything will just suck more. This is wrong because when you leave school you get paid to be bored to death everyday, and you are can start living your life.

Parent: "the world sucks after high school" Person who just finished school: "nope, I have money now"

59. (high school) (69↑, 20↓)
a place where all kids have to go built by fags and made by fags, so the government can control your mind through teachers, guidance counselors, etc.Most kids start high school at age 14 right out of 8th grade and stay there unitl you turn 18. What you do outside of high school effects what you do in high school for some gay reason. not to mention the fact that everyone is trying to find friends that arent douchebags and trying not to get your ass kicked everyday. Getting a girlfriend or boyfriend is seemingly impossible to you but it seems like everyone has one. also kids you dont even know make fun of you and judge you to make themselves look less of a faggot than they already are.

8thgrader: oh dude i cant wait to start high school\!\!\! me: fuck u u little douchebag you gonna get your ass kicked by seniors everyday.

60. (High School) (58↑, 11↓)
a. Survival of the fittest. b. Living Hell Nerd's view: If you are a child, high school is described as heaven by your parents. If you are a parent in the future, you will get to have fun confusing your children with silly terms like "High school is better than Middle school." In reality, high school is middle school plus exams plus more homework (puts away finished math homework, nearly chokes on cafeteria lunch, and begins writing an essay while balancing a schedule of precariously positioned tests and quizzes in her/his head). Popular Student's View: School is a, like, waste of time. I, like, hate school. Very boring (keeps texting to friend). Teacher's View (while grading paper): Wrong. I wish there was more time for me to cram information into their heads. I should be paid more for this. Right. Wrong. Right. Should I quit? What should the next test be on? Should I reteach the subject before they fail the SATs? This is the worst coffee ever. Right. Wrong. (writes a lengthy commment then falls asleep, because it is 3 a.m.)

p.s. you have a better chance to pass that math class if you are a nerd and the teacher likes you. Socially, you will die. p.p.s. You have a better chance to be a part of society if you are popular. You will die in terms of passing that math class, as social life is hard to maintain and takes up every second of your life. p.p.p.s. You have a better chance to end up hiding under a desk while students hang from the ceiling by \#2 pencils and make monkey noises. Or at least in your head. You will die of grading papers and attempting to satisfy your bosses with failed demonstrations of your students' learning powers. p.p.p.p.s. You cannot escape high school.

Author: DeoxyriboNucleic Acid http://high-school.urbanup.com/3557528
61. (High School) (49↑, 5↓)
Petri dish for social retardation.

Every definition provided thus far. 85% of people out of high school. Found in bars, clubs, cafes, offices, restaurants, amusement parks, universities, and automobile dealerships.

62. (high school) (162↑, 117↓)
Apparently a thing to whine and cry about. But where the hell are you going to go without it? Nowhere. Everyone has to do it, and those who don't, flip burgers for the rest of their lives. If you really hate it that much, then drop out and go do that. And a place where people go home and cry about not being popular and not fitting in with the kids in the cool crowd. Who cares, you're not going to see any of those fags in 4 years anyway. It's only 36 months. Chill out and stop whining and crying about getting too much homework. No shit we get overworked for no reason. But hell, it's not like we can stop it so just fucking deal with it you douche bags. And forget about making friends. There is no point. After 4 years, you won't see these people ever again, so just go home do your damn homework have some fun study and get the hell out as fast as you can. Now don't get me wrong, I don't like it or anything, but atleast I've faced dealing with it. Now fucking go study so you can get good grades, and get into a college that will get you a good job so you can live the 'American dream'.

High School is where you have to go unless you want to make minimum wage for the rest of your life. So get over the whole 'wahhh I have so much homework and I don't fit in with the popular kids' attitude and deal with it.

Author: ZinedineZidaneIsaGod http://high-school.urbanup.com/1863998
63. (high school) (72↑, 28↓)
A place full of teenagers. People trying to fit in with the right crowd. Here are the types of people in high school. Preps: Little spoiled brats who go around the school showing off their new clothes and shit. The teachers love these brats. Are scared of the muslims in the school. Jocks: Guys that are preps and play on the sports team and go around bullying nerds. Assholes basically. Nerds/Geeks: Kids that nice, smart and don't bother anyone. But they get bothered by the jocks. Goths: These are rebels that are pale, have coloured black hair, listen to heavy metal and protect nerds. The teachers hate them. Punks: Like the goths, but they don't have pale faces. They like to skateboard and they listen to punk rock bands. Gangstas: Usally latin or black that are real gangstas, listen to rap and keep it real. They aren't bullies, they are actually nice to people that are nice as well. Some of them are white. Gangsta wannabes/wiggers: These white sub-urban kids think they are tough and are mean to everyone. They are really cocky but it takes only one punch to shut them up. Muslims: The preps and the jocks dont like these people but the muslims are really nice. They will help you, they will protect nerds and they also mind their own business.They are quiet, and they don't get into trouble. Also never try to pick a fight with a muslim. Strangeley whenever a jock tries to pick a fight with a muslim the jock always loses. I know this beacause whenever a kaffir tries to beat me up, I beat the crap out of them.

High school sucks dont go there or you will die

64. (High School) (46↑, 9↓)
A buliding designed to reveal the true nerd in all of us. The main points you'll find here are no recess, 30 minute lunches, crappy air conditioners, terrible dress codes.. The truth is that High School will be none of the "fun" your parents say it will be. Unless your a senior, life can be difficult here. It puts pressure on you by giving you 50 geometry qoustions each night for homework, while just 1 takes an hour to complete. Lets face it.. HIGH SCHOOL IS LIVING HELL\!

Mother: High school will be the best years of your life. Kid: But mom, Urban Dictionary says its a living hell.

65. (High School) (60↑, 25↓)
An institution which ends up destroying the very core of you by the time you graduate. It is not the mere fact that your workload can be a pain in the ass, or that one is shoved carelessly into a clique. Its not about the bullying, the drama, or the mental anguish...this is to be expected for anyone. The transformation from beginning to the end of high school is unbelievable. I entered high school happy, and i didn't give a shit about the world. High School takes the world and flips it around a bit to fuck things up. Chances are, the vast majority of us, are not the elitists who breeze through the four years on a possible football scholarship and daddy's money. You find out what the real world is like. You find out that attempts at having a relationship with the opposite sex have become so scrutinized by society and your peers that having a relationship isn't even worth it. And nobody is going to understand whatever the fuck you may be feeling, its all on your own to figure it out. You find out that, lets face it, the majority of the world does not want you to succeed. You find out that you are a pawn in society. You find out that you're just a number, that you have little value, that you are just part of some masochistic system where the elite always rule, and, no matter how hard you try, you are still just an inconceivable spec. You find out that your life is just going to be a rehash of what happened in high school, and no matter what you try to do, there is no escape.

I have graduated high school. I am now in my first year of college. I am trying to figure out how I can get more money so my savings account passes a peon amount. I have a growing nicotine addiction because I need something to relive my stress during the day. I have come to the conclusion that I don't care if I get cancer. All relationships have ended in utter failure. I have become a misanthrope, I trust noone, thus putting a strain on future social activity. I wonder everyday why I am trying on the exterior when I'm not even trying for anybody but myself. I see my life as having little value. I have insomnia and can't sleep, and I spend my time doing things like typing out this definition for such a flawed institution. I went from a happy, carefree kid, to this, whatever you want to call me now. And the sad thing is, I have no solution to this problem. I have no solution to how our youth are turning out, nor do I have a solution on how to fix our society.

66. (High School) (46↑, 11↓)
A four year (for some five) sentence. Full of [horny] and judgmental [teenagers] with no lives with room temperature IQ. 99.999% spend these four years struggling with a [Myspace]/[Facebook] addiction. 4 of 5 students will have/have had and [STD] by the time graduation rolls around. One of two things; the best or worst years of your life, usually worst. 89% of people that leave high school, regardless of how they felt about it, will not remember there four (sometimes five) years because they were either have been [stoned] and/or [drunk] 100% of the time. Temperature is usually never right in high school i.e. cold in the winter and hot in the summer.

"I just graduated high school. It is like getting out of prison after 4 years."

67. (high school) (43↑, 9↓)
The third tier in the school system. Tier one: Elementary School Tier two: Middle School Tier three: High School \<----- YOU ARE HERE

Bayside High School Benjamin N. Cardozo High School Francis Lewis High School Martin Van Buren High School Queens High School of Teaching These are examples of high schools in Queens, NY

68. (High School) (35↑, 3↓)
A government funded prison system where teenagers are locked up, typically eight hours a day five days a week, and then told they are learning valuable information. They are then fed what they are told to be nutritional food, but is really a by product from a horse shit processing factory.

Hey, in High School I learned how to solve equations with two variables. In High School I learned about the political changes following the creation of the internet. In school I learned nobody gives a shit

69. (high school) (40↑, 9↓)
a place where everyone is broken up into separate tribes/cliques/crews/posses/etc. usually a clique would have this kind of layout: leader-\>advisor-\>members-\>new recruits-\>weakest links the leader: the head honcho in the pack. he/she holds the power in the group. everyone wants to be his/her friend. forget him, he doesn't need you. the leader's advisor: the best friend of the leader, keeps the leader posted on every happening inside and outside the clan. usually the guy to talk to if you need a favor from the leader members: the "everyone else" in the clan. some are blindly loyal to their clan leader while others claim they're not followers, but in reality they're lost without the clan. they're usually at the beck and call of the leader new recruits: the newest initiates within the tribe. they're like the little brothers/little sisters within the tribe. because they're new, they're usually exempt from most of the tribe's happenings. after a month or so, they're elevated to "member" status and thus lose some of the privileges they had as the new guys. weakest links: the lowest part of the clan, they don't have a say in the tribe and are most often the pack mules/errand boys. they're desperate for someone who'll listen to them, so if you wanna become a member of a clique, talk to one of these guys and then work your way up.

If you wanna be popular in high school, then here's what you do: -Find the weakest link -Befriend him/her -Start sitting with him/her at the popular clique's table at lunch (You made it to *new recruit* -Gradually they will stop being bothered by your presence at the lunch table and will consider you as one of their own. (Congratulations, you made it to *member* status)

70. (High School) (35↑, 6↓)
Ironically, a place you go to lose your mind, not gain knowledge. Nothing in the high schools ever work properly. The air conditioning only works during the coldest times of the year, and the heater only works in the hottest times of the year. You'd think the money that you use to pay for that crappy, overpriced food would solve this problem, but it really does jack shit. For school lunch, you basically pay almost $3.00 to get two chicken nuggets the size of your pinky that taste stale, a carton of milk the size of your palm and are forced to pay for an Apple that isn't even edible because of how rotten it is, or alternatively, you can pay for some mixed fruit in a cup, that the immature jackasses at your table will just throw around anyway. These same people will also fly in like vultures and basically eat the majority of your food, leaving you with about 1 chicken nugget and half a carlton of milk for lunch. The only reason people even pay for this shit food is because they had nothing for breakfast. This is mainly because you don't get enough time in the morning to eat anything more than a Honey Bun or a Hot Pocket (if you really, really rush). Then the asshole teachers from 1st period will actually punish you for eating in class, while they have three donuts and some coffee from Dunkin Donuts on their desk. To make matters worse, you are not allowed to have any electronic devices in class. Not only are you bored to your mind, learning useless information and doing meaningless work, but you are bored to your mind learning useless information, doing meaningless work, without any form of entertainment. The staff is a mxied bag, with mostly pretentious assholes who believe school is the single most important ever, despite the fact that nothing really happens except unbearable torture and wasting of my precious time. There are some staff members that make a mostly grey and dull day, colorful. These teachers are far too few, and there should be more of these types instead of the boring 'everything by the book' types. Here's a summary of each department. Math: Basically, the most worthless required class ever, outside of English. The later levels of this class are only for people who plan on being computer programmers and video game designers. Everyone else is left thinking 'how the hell is knowing quadratic formulas going to help me improve my writing skills' or something similar. Science: Another useless required class. You either spend time learning incredibly obvious information, or information that even the most successful people don't know. It's a useful class for anybody that plans on gaining a degree in science. Anybody else will find knowing the anatomy of a bear worthless information. English: The most useless class to date. If the teacher doesn't agree with you, you fail. No creativity is involved, it's all about being a sheep and using the big words the teacher taught you. They make you read books, most of which only serve the purpose of creating snobbish book elitists in society that can say they read so-and-so book and can continue to bash your favorite books. History: While it isn't bad to know your history, some teachers will make you remember information about countries that people from that country don't even know. They cram dates and events down your head, in the hopes that you'll remember it all when you're just thinking 'Why would I want to know about an ancient civilization that doesn't even exist anymore?' Foreign Language: You are taught to speak another language in a full year course. Computer programs has made these classes obsolete, since they can do it much faster, and you're not actually being forced to do it against your will. You're also not given 100 worksheets to do to make your arms fall off. P.E.: The most unreasonable teachers in the entire school. The motto of the course is 'As long as your dress up and participate, then you pass.' And that statement is true. However, simply participating just gets you a C in the class. You have to be an athlete to get As or Bs in the class. Only future Michael Jordans can even hope to get high 90s in this course. The teachers will constantly scream or yell at you to do things faster, even if you were to have asthma or something similar. They will also make you run for long amounts of time for absolutely no reason. The stereotypes of school are as follows: Preps - People who basically kiss the school's ass by participating in every thing possible, from cheerleader, to student council. Usually dress in typical 'mallrat' fashions such as abercrombie and are extremely popular. They pretty much only date jocks. Some of them are really slutty. Jocks - People that participate in school sports teams, usually more than just one team per school year. Are typically stupid and pick on nerds. They end up with the most girls per year and have 'playatastic' attitudes. Mostly wear jerseys. Nerds - Smart, anti-social individuals that are into geek culture like trading card games. The arch-nemesis of the jock. These guys have a really strange dress code, that varies between different individuals. Gangstas - Listen to a bunch a hip-hop music. Can be somebody of any race, but are mostly black and spanish people. They usually start fights in the hallways for really stupid reasons, and since everybody in high school is easily entertained, there will usually be a large crowd of people watching. This, of course, will make you late to your next class and your teacher will give you detention. Wear baggy jeans and baseball caps. Punk - People known for being skateboarders and of course, listening to punk music. Most have piercings and get in trouble a lot. Most of them wear long-sleeve shirts under short sleeve t-shirts. Emo - Depressed emotionally, and tend to cry a lot. Some cut themselves. Usually complain about the world and how unfair it is. Wear black and usually have hair that hangs over one eye. Goth - Just don't give a shit. Wear black clothes and spikey accessories. Normal - Unfortunately, there are too few of these people, because everybody is a controlling prick. They usually joke a lot and make friends with other normal people, while there former friends became one of the above stereotypes and pretty much ignored them. Some normal are the cool-laid back type of people as well, who may or may not be pot smokers. People are unfortunately, placed into these stereotypes and are not allowed to be individuals until college or at the end of senior year. To end every schoolyear, teachers will force you to do some crappy [summer assignment] which pretty much is a summary of the entire school year: unnecessary, a waste of my time, and painful.

Person 1: "Why do you even still go to that prison they call High School?" Person 2: "My parents and the government sentenced me to 4 years of it."

71. (high school) (35↑, 6↓)
A place where a relatively good looking person can explore different kinds of sex and find out what they like and don't like. At this place, going to the bathroom means that you are going to get a quickie in the bathroom or you are going to get food because you are hungry. It is also courteous to buy the teacher something if they allow you to go, such as a yardstick or a pet beaver.

1. You have to love high school girls. They are such whores. 2. I asked Mr. Edwards if I could go to the bathroom, but instead I went to get some Sun Chips. As a result, I bought him tickets to the Rod Stewart concert.

72. (High school) (48↑, 20↓)
A delapedadted building filled with a bunch of pissed of teanagers that express there anger on anything and anyone. Also with teachers complaining about how little the state pays them while they drive home in a bmw. There are the assholes, freinds, mutants in hallway c and the ocasional retard. The people running the schools havent been in a school enviorment in thirty or so years wich explains why the cirriculum has stayed the same scince fith grade. finaly were still treated like children even thoe they say were adults. BAsicly high school is a large shit hitting the fan

high school banners should read: Welcome to hell

73. (High School) (42↑, 14↓)
A work of the devil

Kid 1-AAAA\!\! High school\! Kid 2-GET OUT OF HERE\! I CAN FEEL THE DEVIL'S PRESENCE\!\! Nerd 1-Snort Snort- What are you dorks talking about? Kid 3-AAAAAA\!\!\!\!\!\! SATAN WORSHIPER\! RUN FOR IT\!\!\!\! Nerd 2-Dorks. Both nerds-Heeheehee -snort- dorks\!

74. (High School) (30↑, 3↓)
1\> The term 'High School' adj. has recently come to mean anything 'Lame','Untrendy' or just simply 'Imature'. It is typically used by college students or those who have graduated from Secondary education.

Amy: 'OH MY GOD, I just saw Blake and he was acting like he was the 'shit'. Sam: What he was acting like HE was the 'shit'? Amy: Yeah I know, that guy so isn't, he's just high school. Or Jasper: I've just seen Jay, he's dyed his hair blond\! Emlin: What does it look like? Jasper: Oh it just looks terrible, real 'high school'.

75. (High School) (60↑, 35↓)
Unlike another definition said, high school punks are quite different from anarchists. They're immature whiney brats who buy into the corporations, just like all the other highschoolers, but like to think they're different. Highschool is a hell-hole filled with a million worthless losers, jamming into desks that are too small.

Punk 1: "Man, those preps are so dumb\! Lets go listen to our "punk" music now, and think that we're deep, while trying pathetically hard tio stand out\!" Me:"Fuck off, you pathetic loser. I feel sorry for our poor, future society."

76. (High School) (34↑, 9↓)
A prison that contains about 5x the number of teenagers that it's actually supposed to. Parents definition: The best place people have made, the best 4 years of my life, blah blah blah... Best this, best that... Really gets you prepared for real world... blah blah blah... *tunes out* Our definition: The same routine every single day. Waking up super early to dress well in order to impress our friends. Use the extra time in the morning to finish the homework we didn't bother to look at when we get home. Get on the smelly, B.O. filled scented bus, and turn our face red by trying to hold our breath until we get to school. When arriving at school, we say hi and act super-excited to see all the same, boring people we see everyday. Social Status\!\!\! :: Teachers- A large group of obnoxious old grannies and grandpas who attempt to 'teach' us about things, and fail. Makes us memorize things that are completely useless in life, and yell at us for stupid reasons. Many would like to shoot these humans. Preps- Rich blond kids that are obsessed with PINK, Abercrombie&Fitch, Aeropostale, and brands like that. Normally have boobs hanging out from shirt, with no butt to fill in jeans. Commonly complains about broken fingernails and uses the words "Like, ohemgee, lawl." Jocks- Stupid athletes that are very egotistical and obnoxious. Normally either disrupts class or sleeps in it. Picks on little people to make them feel better about themselves. Geeks/Nerds- People who are generally either picked on in school, or gets all the hot girls nowadays. Has straight A's and is on honor roll, etc. Talks only to the other nerds. Goths- People who overdose on the color black, and look like little balls of evil. Emos- A bunch of posers who think being emo is cool. Constantly whines about how sucky their life is when they have a mansion, a maid, with a Ferrari. Cuts and brags. Scene Kids- Posers who love going to concerts, makes their hair look all trippy, and think it's cool. Always says that they are 'different' when there are about 50 million other people who look like them. These people are fail. Gangsters- People who threaten to 'kick your ass' when they know they won't really do anything. Always seen throwing up gang signs, or trying to 'holla' at a girl. Are very illiterate and brags about how many people they've supposedly killed. Principals- Assholes who love suspending kids and making their highschool experience a living hell. Hurray. ___ CLASSES\!\! Math- A class where the teacher attempts to teach us things about numbers and tries to confuse us with them. Makes it extremely and ridiculously hard to understand numbers. I, myself would like to throw a pencil into my teacher's eyeball. History- The most boring subject to some people, and is actually pretty useless. We learn about 'our mistakes' and 'how to prevent them in the future.' I apologize, but I doubt that anyone in their classes will ever have anything to do with politics, or make a difference in the world. English- Teacher attempts to teach you about grammar and punctuation. Normally assigns you paperwork like essays. When you are creative and hand in a wonderful essay, you get a low grade. When you just follow the rubric and say what they want to hear, you get a high grade. Science- You learn about useless living forms in biology, and take time to cut up poor animals just to see what's inside their body. Why don't you people ask the emo kids to be your experiments? I'm sure they wouldn't mind being cut up. In conclusion, high school does nothing but review the things we've already learned throughout elementary and middle school. It also adds a high level of stress, and is probably the leading cause of death in the US. Thank you to whoever made high school, and congratulations for killing about half the teenage population.

High school shootouts are understandable now.

77. (High School) (24↑, 3↓)
To normal people: High School, contrary to what most people will tell you, is the definite worst years of your life (that is unless you are a douchebag/faggot, because if you are one of those you'll THRIVE in this place like shit thrives in High School toilets). When you finally go to college and you look back on your high school years, you'll see what a pathethic joke of an establishment (insert high school name here) was, and will feel an incredible freedom being let out. To male high school 14/15 year old faggots with fake self confidence and gay smiles and heavy 0.2 pound "muscles or guns"/females who think they are the bitchin' hoe on the block and act like little prada queens: High School is the most fun you'll ever have in your fake ass american-dream/i'm a pretend nobody lives, you assholes. Enjoy it while it lasts.

You literally cannot find a place in America that has more fake people (that are 99% of the time also incredible asswipes, administration included) in it than a high school. You just can't.

78. (High School) (36↑, 15↓)
A place that isn't as bad as it sounds. As long as you have a good group of real friends, and get decent grades in your classes, you should live, and come out unscarred. Have fun, but remember these crucial rules: 1. if you get a boyfriend/girlfriend make sure you don't cheat on them, and if you date someone who is lower on the 'food chain' then you, so what? as long as you actually like them it doesn't matter. if anybody says anything, just shrug and say "whatever" it'll show that your not a sheep who will be influenced by them, and that you do what you want, which is something they will look up to, and they will respect you for it. 2. Make sure you have a good group of friends, don't pick people based on how they look, how popular they are or anything, base it on the important things you based it on when you were young; do you have fun with them? do you actually like this person? can you trust them? will they help you solve your problems if you have them? 3. don't be fake - many people will be nice to your face, but then behind your back they will say horrible things, don't be one of them, because it will get back to whoever you talk about, and they will be angry, don't act like a person's friend basically, be honest, if they think your mean, just say 'Im not mean, im honest.' at least your not a lying two faced bitch that way, just an honest person. 4. dont lie about anything important. if your teacher asks you where is your homework, go ahead and say 'i left it at home' thats not too important, and you can quickly do it later that night and hand it in the next day. But if somebody asks you to find out if theyre crush likes them back, and you find out they don't like them back, don't tell the person they do. Thats just mean. youd rather be labeled as honest remember?:P 5. Populars will be populars, dorks will be dorks, you will be you. Populars will always be invited to all the parties, and be well known in the school, dorks will never be invited to any parties and half of them will be majorly picked on, while the others hardly anybody knows they exist. You, whoever you are, will always be you, don't change that, because someone will always see through it, and know your just a poser, and thats lame - be yourself, its the best choice, and you'll find your real friends, and be much happier with yourself. As long as you follow these rules, you will live.

Many people complain that high school was awful, probably because they did not listen to any of these rules. Some of the dorks are so desperate to be popular they don't enjoy high school. If they just accepted who they wree and din't try to change, they'd enjoy high school. Populars on the other hand, will almost always enjoy high school, unless they were a poser. In betweens, aka the people who aren't dorks, but aren't mega popular either, almost always follow these rules, and come out fine.

79. (High School) (27↑, 7↓)
A form of inhumanity, believed to have been outlawed by the Geneva Conventions (See [Hell]). The longer one spends in a so called "Educational Facility," the worse the mental capacity, attention span, and overall health become (See [Death]). It is a common belief that once one is out of said facility, they are free to do whatever they wish. This is [Bull Shit]. The extended residence at one of these locations (See [Failure]) can lead to [Suicide]. Common side effects of high school include [Insanity], [Drug] abuse and losing [The Game]. All in all, high school is a fate worse than [Barney].

A) Person 1 - "HOLY SHIT\! HE KILLED HIMSELF\! WHAT HAPPENED\!" Person 2 - (shakes head) "High School" B) High School Musical 3

80. (High School) (21↑, 2↓)
1. What teenagers say when referring to Hell. 2. A building thats suppose to be meant for learning but instead is full of shallow people who you don't know who will talk behind your back and want to be all inside of your business. You'll be forced to learn crap you'll maybe never even use because you don't really care that X= Y or forensics since you don't want to be involved in none of those careers. Either way it doesn't matter in 4 years you won't see any of those idiots be cynical and keep to yourself. 3. a place in your life that suck for everyone no one ever has "4 best years in highschool" that's just bullshit you hear from your parents so they can get you out of the house faster. 4. If your excited about high school then i'm not sorry to disappoint you by the second month of high school you'll be ready to put a bullet in your head to get away from that place. If you aren't excited about high school then your smart and your ready to deal with all the problems and assholes in high school. If people in school don't like you screw them your you and you shouldn't change youself for anyone you'll be out of there in 2-4 years depending on what grade your in.

1. Person 1: I have to spend 5 more months in hell- i mean high school\! 2. person 1: My second period is American government i don't give a crap about all that, its not like i want to be a politician. Person 2: dude you have to learn it. Person 1: Why? Person 2: i don't know. A senior walks by Person 1: man i hate that guy. Person 2: yeah he's a asshole Person 1: yeah i never meant him but some girl told me... The two guys gossip about the senior despite the fact that they don't know the guy personally. 3. Mother: High school was the best years of my life. Person 1: really? i heard from dad that the 'popular kids' use to call you names and locked you in the bathroom... a few times 4. Freshmen: this place is great everyone is so nice and cool\! i can't wait for this year to start. Sophomore: dude, i'm warning you this place isn't that well the people you just talked to are the fakest ones here i suggest you stay away from them. Don't trust anyone here\! watch yourself. Freshmen: Stupid guy i just made some friends your only made because people don't talk to you. Sophomore: i don't talk to anyone here because 90% of people are ignorant. Freshmen: whatever i'm one of the popular kids now. 2 months later Freshmen: what did i do wrong? people hate me and someone threw a rock at me i never even met them\! and someone spread the rumor that i- Sophomore: I don't care i warned you. Have fun with your 'problems' popular kid.

81. (High School) (19↑, 1↓)
A bull shit excuse for an education. You spend 12 or more years working for a diploma and it gets your no where. A place were teachers could give a shit about you and their the ones who are supposed to care the most. A place where your required to be, yet they punish you for being late when they're lucky you even showed up. The most fucking annoying thing you will ever do in your life, all the work is bull shit busy work and you never use a thing you learn in high school ever again. A complete waste of time.

Student 1: fhighschool.com completely describes how i feel about high school; Fuck it\!\! Student 2: For real, Fuck High School\!\!\!

82. (High school) (20↑, 3↓)
Known as the "4 best years of your life", but is usually the worst years of your life. High school is often full of endless work, assholes, and extreme lack of sleep.

Dude I fucking hate high school. Why do my teachers always have to give me 5 tests a day at the end of a marking period? Research suggests that the average amount of sleep high school students get per night is 5.451139 hours. Also, when surveyed, 73% of high school students confess to drinking large amounts of caffeinated drinks on a daily basis.

Author: qwertyyuoewiruwoqei http://high-school.urbanup.com/4231551
83. (High School) (28↑, 11↓)
A large Bulding full of crazy dumb ass teenagers from the ages 14-18. Most children who attend High Schools group them selves into the fallowing categories: (Prep)-most "preps" wear wear designer or abercrombie/hollister clothing. most are active in sports, and smart when it comes to academics. are always the richest kids in school. mainly listen to pop culture music, hip hip(what they refur to as rap), or sometimes old music like the beatles. the genrally are nice, but when the are only amongst each other they can become extremely nasty about other children. For some reason over the years of evolution of high school grouping teachers these day tend to have a much stronger likeing for this categorie of teens. (skaters) This group of teens generally do pot, and oviously skate. They all hang out with at the skate park together after school, and generally date younger preps. They listen to punk rock like the used, taking back sunday, Chiodos, etc. skaters tend to wear skinny jeans, large skate shoes, baggy skate shirts, baggy sweatshirts, and have long hair. (hipsters)this categorie is relitively new in the world of high school social grouping and there very phew kids are classified in this category. what almost all kids that go to art college are known as to the rest of the world. They listen to what most people think is weird unknown music like Animal Collective, MGMT, Passion Pit, etc. they genrally are more mature then most kids in high school, and know that everyone in high school is dumb and retarted. they genrally wear skinny cords, large v-neck shirt, and ither burkenstocks or sanuk slip ons. genrally smoke massive amounts of pot daily to get through high school, and are more advanced when it comes to the arts. Hipsters hair tends to very from mohawks to dreds. (punk) this group of teens is becoming more non existent. It was much more common in the 90's. most punks listen to music like anti flag, msi, nofx, etc. most punks are fairly skinny, and have mohawks, shaved head, or longish hair. they wear ither wear extremly baggey jeans with chains or extremly tight skinny jeans with chains. often are seen with no shirts outside of school, but in school normally a sweatshirt or band tee will do. this particular group of teens tends to drop out of high school. they are often the teens that are heavy moshers. (emo) some of the high schools in richer areas tend to not have this group of kids. (i dont know y) they are a poser-like version of skaters and punk combined. They listen to a more "hard-core" version of the music skaters tend to listen to. examples: bring me the horizon, a day to remember, Saosin, etc. emo's tend to wear extremly tight skinny jeans, converse sneakers, tight band tees, and eyeliner. emo hair verys from what is known as the "shot gun" to longish hair. hair tend to ither be black or white with extra clors put in. most emo's tend to be bisexual, and are very emotional, and in touh with there feeling. they tend to write a lot of poetry. (scenester) this genre of teen is relitively new and not as common. They are based from emos, and tend to be a more materialistic, dramatic, and prettier version of emos. They tend to have londer hair, and they tease there hair to make it very big. they tend to wear skinny jeans, fancy shoes like ballet flats for girls, and flashy sneakers for guys. They tend to also wear tight tops, but more fashionable tops. there hair is usually more colorful then the average emos. they listen to what is closer to "rave" muic, like nightcore, or the average screamo rap like brokencyde. other music includes jeffree star, and hollywood undead. (goth) this form of teen is much like the punks in the way that there are also lesser and lesser or this type. most goths wear large platform combat boots, watch anime, and are regularly dapressed that the emos/scenes are becoming more popular in the world of high school social gouping. goths tend to listen to marylin manson, aiden, old afi, etc. (nerds)if you live in a richer area (like me) then there are much more nerds genrally half the school or more. so (in my case) this group is not used often because so many people are. They genrally are asian (idk y) and play lots of video games and are in A&E math in 8th grade and there for have to take crazy advanced math classes at the local college (in my case princeton university) most nerds are very scared of girls who are ot also nerds. they also tend to wear abercrombie/hollister much like the preps in an attempt to highten there social status in part from being in all the advanced classes. (norms) this group of teens tends to jump from group to group, or is almost a prep but not quite. they tend to be the most friendly people in the school, and are the most social group out there, they almost make a group of there own from not belonging to any other groups. high school consists of many sub groups among those, but those are he major ones. high school is boring, childish, and pointless in every way. the teachers give a massive amount of home work and long lessons on things that ither have no use in day to day life, or we already know. the only reason teenagers do not drop out is because the adults ave made a world that we have to do long, boring, childish things before we can actually live our lives. It is extemely easy to get suspended from high school espeially if you are retarted and jack off infront of everyone in the middle of detantion (ben walnetz) that will get you suspended for about 3-4 days. princepals in most high school have no purpose but to make the teens that are sent there repeat the reason they are there, then gives them staerday/or suspends them. also he/she tends to stand in the halls becuase he/she has othing better to do and yells at kids to put away there "electronic devises" or they will revieve a saterday. High School is really just a load of bullshit that you just need to get through so that you can do what you want for the rest of your life, unless you going to cllege. I recomend ither being homeschooled, or going to an art high school.

High school is the most time wasting 4 years of your life, especially if you live in saburbia.

84. (High School) (23↑, 7↓)
A cleaner version of Hell.

Parents: High school is the best four years of your life. Teachers: Do your fucking homework. Friends: We try to conform to different stereotypes because we're insecure. You: Fuck this shit.

Author: \high\ schooli put on for my city\high\ school http://high-school.urbanup.com/4434885
85. (High School) (21↑, 5↓)
Hell.

High school is pretty much useless.

86. (High School) (24↑, 8↓)
The biggest waste of time ever.

"I agreed with my dad that I would finish High School, but only so he didn't end up in jail for my truency. I had a lifelong dream of becoming a famous dancer, but while I was keeping my father's ass out of a sling, I broke my leg and can no longer dance. Now I'm just a stripper because I fell into a deep depression and couldn't focus in school."

Author: Sasha. Is. Awesome. http://high-school.urbanup.com/3819943
87. (High school) (19↑, 4↓)
In England and wales a crappy place you are forced to attened from the ages of 11-16 but soon to be raised to 18,Most built after the war around 1950 and later extended however the window a single pane. Mould grows on the window sill there heaters that work in the summer and fans that work in the winter. Meals are a slop of veg and fake meat and because of Jamie Oliver all we can eat is fruit and veg. No chips no fizz pop, the walls are full of asbestos and the recorce are 15 years out of date, we are made to use computer that are so slow that i could count all 1,500 kid in the school before it logged on (by the way the schools are on fit for 800 kids) thats my school in the town of dewsbury (one of the poorest town in the uk) but further up north there schools are almost as good as priviet schools by the way we dont all live in london or know the queen so dont even think that (there are some of u that are acualy eduacted and realise that the uk is the size of texas (maybe a bit larger) so how are all 60,000,000 going to know the queen

Person 1;"Ha look the gyms leaning again" Person 2;"I'll tell sir he will put some selotape on it" Person 1;"The whole high schools fixed together with selloptape and glue"

88. (high school) (55↑, 40↓)
a place of torture only eased by drugs and alchohol to dim the memories.

if you remember high school you either weren't there or you weren't cool

89. (High School) (20↑, 6↓)
Allow me to tell you a little story about an incident that occurred last year while I was a freshman in college. While visiting my Mom back in my hometown, I ran into Jack, once quarterback and alpha-male at my old high school. He looked at me at contempt, due to the fact that I personally said 'fuck you' and gave the him finger too on Graduation Day. So I walked up to him, said it again, and walked away like nothing happened. And I didn't give two shits about it the next day because I'm out of that fucking parasite known as high school, he doesn't have any empowerment over my social standing like he once did and I don't have to give a flying fuck about what he's going to say on Facebook about this anymore. Fuck him, fuck his friends, fuck High School, thank God I'm out.

That is High School in retrospect. The worst four years in your life, yet the most important. If you survive, than you will be the stronger for it. If you were like me, escaping high school feels like bliss, like being let loose after living in a caged for years. High School is a bitch, no doubt about it, but don't let it get to you. There's a finish line at the end and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

90. (High School) (15↑, 2↓)
Where you experience betrayal for the first time. Where you learn not to trust just anyone. When you feel more alone than ever and can't do anything about it. Where you hope every day that tomorrow is the day you get to leave this place. Where you make friends and lose friends, but somehow always feel alone. Where you are set to certain standards and aren't accepted if you don't fit. Where you can't be unique or different and be appreciated. When every one acts before they think and nothing good ever comes out of it except hurt feelings.

Welcome to high school.

91. (High School) (20↑, 8↓)
A prison for people under the age of 18. Unlike prison, you have to work your ass off to get into a better prison, in which you will waste the best years of your life fucking people and getting wasted or stoned. Also, the point at which guys are either selfish douchebags who get laid everyday, or nice, fun, and friendly, but have no chance of getting a date if they aren't "cute". Girls are either superficial cunts or bitchy drunk sluts. The point at which you have to break away from the fantasy you've been living in for the past 14 years and start joining reality, which is confusing, because you're probably headed off to college next. You also have to decide what you want to do in life, which is even more confusing, because you have virtually no choice in what you are taught in school. If you go to high school and meet someone who is focused on learning something they want to do in life, stick with them; they will probably be uber-famous since they are smart enough to skip all the stupid shit that goes on at such a young age.

Guy 1: Did you hear what Nick did last week? Guy 2: Yeah, he burnt down a church with a home-made flamethrower and killed all the people inside it. Guy 1: Did he go to jail? Guy 2: Nah, but I heard he got 4 years in high school.

92. (high school) (21↑, 9↓)
A place where (in theory, for all of you super seniors) you are supposed to spend 4 years of your life and get a nice education, whether it be in academics, social, etc. considering the 15 pages of people giving cliche definitions of "prep" and "goth" i just felt the need to say i have either missed a memo or went to a high school that wasn't actually based off of a cheesy high school movie. yeah, kids dressed into some of those categories at my old high school but there were no designated places where different stereotypes ate, and as for cliques, lottss of kids were into multiple "groups". i dunno, maybe i went to a fairy tale high school? i just don't understand what all of the bitching was about. and drama? if you don't hang around people who are into drama...your life WON'T actually be like a wannabe episode of laguna beach, surprise surprise.

Immature High schooler: Look at the nerd in the khakis and button up shirt and glasses. Bet he's a virgin. Person who happens to be friends with both him and the immature high schooler: Actually he's cool, we went to a Lamb of God concert last week then he helped me fix my Ipod Shall I resort to over-used phrases? Don't judge a book by its cover, things are never as they seem, it's always darkest before the dawn (that one refers to highschool in general, in case you are having a shitty time)

93. (high school) (12↑, 2↓)
1. A place with many people aged 13-18. 2. A place where adults believe we are learning. 3. A place where you can climb the social ladder. (Maybe.) 4. A place where adults believe we are being prepared for the real world. (Although ironically enough Gr. 7 & 8 are spent preparing for high school.) 5. A pointless, government funded place of torture.

Josh: High school sucks Every Teen In The World: Amen\!\!\!\!

94. (High school) (17↑, 7↓)
A place that we refer to as "Hell on Earth" when we attend it, but call "The Good Old Days" once we graduate.

[Freshman student: Oh my God high school is a living hell\! Same freshman student as a graduate: I remember the good old days when I didn't have all these bills]

95. (High School) (40↑, 30↓)
No im pretty sure High School is the place where anarchist punks bitch about nothing and listen to crappy music like everyone else said, not this dick above me.

Fuck the corporations man, they only provide the hoodies i wear, cigarettes i smoke, alcohol i drink, and cameras i videotape all my gay skateboarding tricks on. I'm gonna go bitch about it in High School.

96. (high school) (9↑, 2↓)
place where your a nobody if you don't wear designer clothes, our exceptionally gorgeous, amazing at a popular sport, Have tons of money and or just a complete bad ass. Ugly girls constantly act like there beautiful and that their obnoxious opinions matter. All the cool kids want to do is smoke and get fucked uo on the weekends in the mornings everyone huddles together in to little circle at the end of the hallways where everyone talks about alcohol and how high they got over the weekend and how cool there clothes are. We try to act as if were not conforming by being skaters or goths but really were just as bad as the conforming preps. Everyone is a constant war with everyone. creating a pathetic subculture completely pointless and depressing. the only people who enjoy high school are those on the very top of the social pyramid for everyone else high school sucks.

high school Prep: Dude i pounded like 20 four lokos friday night and then i hooked up with some chick, chyeahh prettty successful weekend. Ugly girl: "OMG hes so ugly, shes such a slut, look at my northface jacket aren't i so hot\!\!\! Nobody even likes you\!" normal kid: Your not even good looking i can't even take you seriously dumb girl: "I love my boyfriend of 2 days more than anything in the world we will be in love for eternity." normal kid: how long untill graduation i fucking hate this

97. (High School) (11↑, 3↓)
1. Prepare to watch helplessly as all your hopes and dreams crash and burn. 2. Any one who tells you high school wasn't "that bad" or is "better than the real world", is a lying douche bag. But do not hold this against them, because they are obviously high school graduates. And after your four years of hell are up, you will automatically be transformed into, a lying douche bag just like the rest of the adult population.

Jean: Wow Liz seems to be taking her 50th birthday really hard. Dorris: Yeah I know, she must feel like she did back in high school, like all of her hopes and dreams have crashed and burned right before her very eyes and it's too late to save them. Jean: Oh Dorris, don't be so grim\! High school was great\! Dorris *Thinks to self* Thank god i dropped out of that dump before it was too late.

98. (High School) (9↑, 1↓)
High school is actually synonymous with living on Long Island. You're born here, you die here. Everyone is in your business, talks about you behind your back, scums, scams, and phsyical fights go down. Kids to grown adults. Too much pride for NO REASON\!

I moved from California to New York and found myself back in high school. I want to go home but my boyfriend doesn't want to leave the east coast. its hard living in high school when you came from the best state in the US.

99. (High School) (9↑, 1↓)
Is like the Catholic [Purgatory], in that people [holier-than-thou] beat you over the head (with textbooks rather than maces) and after suffering through this for a set period of time, you eventually are permitted to pass through the Pearly Gates when the [Principal] hands you the diploma. Of course, there is also the possibility of going to [Hell] by dropping out. But, no worries-- all high school affects is the fate of your immortal soul.

Parent-- "What did your English teacher assign for [homework]?" Teenager-- "[Dante]. Pure torture." Parent-- "Well, it might SEEM like Hell now, but don't worry-- it'll make you a better person. You can even use that when you send in college applications." And then you wonder if you'll make it to college, or if your obituary will read 'cause of death: high school.'

Author: ChocolateMilkBuildsStrongBones http://high-school.urbanup.com/4068941
100. (High School) (8↑, 1↓)
1. The worst time of your entire life 2. Hell on earth 3. Judgment....constantly 4. Probably worse than dying

Kelsi "I'm in high school now" Ryan "That sucks so bad, its worse than dying\!"

Author: criminologyclass4 http://high-school.urbanup.com/5432321
101. (High school) (8↑, 1↓)
High school is where teenagers try constantly to try and fit in, knowing that some day their life will get better... hopefully. Parents are constantly saying that high school is the BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE. When in reality... it's the worst. When your in high school, you're... 1. Trying to hook up. Yes, that means sex. 2. Trying to fit into the "popular" group. The only thing the popular group is, is bitchy. How fun. 3. Trying to stay awake in classes, you don't care about. 4. Trying to "pass". 5. Trying to survive. 6. Not to get involved with drugs, and smoking. Preps, jocks, nerds, goths, greasy haired kids, the list could go on. Technically, survival of the fittest.

You never survive "high school".

102. (High School) (10↑, 4↓)
Purgatory

High School is the place you go when you'r too bad for heavan and too good for hell.

103. (high school) (9↑, 4↓)
there are many posers and preppy girls who wear juicy couture sweatshirts and tight jeans and stuff the bras which they can't even fill out. These preppy girls often post on their facebook statuses "zoooooted" or "outtt too q loungeee tonighhht w/ the girlss" and tyyyppee liiiike thiiis. they are little ass fuckers that take sluty facebook pictures with tight sweats that show off their ass and tank tops to try and make their boobs look bigger, sure they're fucking hot and any guy would like to fuck them but their idiots. they most likely dye their hair a different color in the back and the preppy girls- scratch that EVERY girl has at least 1 pair of uggs. they always get hugs from guys who always touch their flat stomach and try to go lower on their flat asses. and most likely try to touch their boobs and then the girls make a big deal out of it but seriously their double a cups. the staff can suck it everyone is a bitch \! you try to dull your senses and try to filter out what every dumbass is saying about whoever. most likely preps go clubbing- in teen clubs and think theyre cool bc of it, but its pretty fucking gay- nathan lane gay. you might like those catfights and those rumers spread around and you might hate watching that hot guy get that hot girl, but sure sure there might be somewhere deep down inside you, deep deep down- at the bottom of your foot- you gotta love high school. But seriously get a grip high school is a PAINFUL FUCK IN THE ASS.

UGH high school sucks hugh heffners dick.

Author: wtffffffffffff? a nago suck it http://high-school.urbanup.com/4417798
104. (High School) (14↑, 9↓)
A place to buy and sell drugs,get made fun of, check out some tits and ass, make some friends, and makes you think about suicide every day

jimmy jee jay jone:got any crack? alexandro the third: you stupid fuck what do you think High School was made for go buy some there.

105. (High school) (4↑, 0↓)
You will actually have to study for Honors/Pre-AP/AP classes. You will most likely forget about your friends, family and love life, and will exist for the sole purpose of reaching a 4.5 GPA and studying for the impending SATs. You may experience unexplainable weight loss, paleness, and passing out randomly in class. The only free time you have will be spent crying and listening to sad music while reviewing notes for the 90th time to get a 78 on your AP chemistry test. Average sleep hours=2.5 per school night, 5=per week day. High school kids stay awake by mixing energy drinks, coffee, cigarettes, and vitamin C supplements in a blender, then shutting their eyes and drinking it. They tend to drink about 5 a day. Students are taught to "think for themselves" AKA conform to the people (usually idiots) around them . Most conform. Some don't and end up living poor because society rejects them. A few clever ones keep up their grades and bullshit through high school while at the same time harboring their individuality inside. These will probably survive/enjoy life and not end up a. poor b. dead c. hating their stupid kids, spouse, job, and life. Teachers don't give a fuck about anyone and usually spend their time playing computer games and getting pissy when you need to ask them a question. Gym teachers are fat, and whip you like dominatrixes to run the damn mile. Good luck in high school...see you on the other side...

Me: I'm a sophomore in high school as of August 2011. Help me. Fellow Goth kid: I feel you. Dude: I though this was gym, not a BDSM crash course\! Coach: RUNNN YOU FILTHHYY SLAAVVEEEE\!\!\!\!

Author: Aceywantsyoursoul http://high-school.urbanup.com/6138817
106. (High School) (6↑, 2↓)
Let's just say, one of the most pathetic places to be. It's pretty much a step below college, teaching us useless crap that they say will help us in our future. That's what college is for. It should be optional to go to, or just get rid of it. And let college take about a year or two longer depending on what you want to major. In college, people actually grow up, that fails to happen in High School. And there isn't any fucking social classes in college, just go and get the fuck out. Here's the classes in the order I like/dislike with a defonition. Greaser/Punk/Skinhead- Decent people with a good taste of music, only the wanna be's are ass holes, the rest just leave you alone. Usually hated by teachers for all the wrong reasons. Nerds- Nice people, but take too much beatings, don't stand up for themselves, and are kind of snobby. Hipsters- Now these guys may look like douches, but they only listen to shitty music. They're pretty chill people actually, you just can't be a retarded ignorant faggot to them. Jocks- Smell horribly and take too much pride in their shitty athleticism, will most likely be janitors when they grow up. Juggalos- Now, here's a bunch of douches. They listen to shitty music known as ICP, they are fucking retarded, the only upside is they can make your day by being completely retarded. But they're posers, fags, douches, wanna be's, wiggers, and trailer trash. Best make fun of them they're extremely defensive and hilarious when they are.

High School is a bunch of bullshit, plain and simple.

107. (High School) (7↑, 3↓)
High School is an utterly useless step in life that just gets us from eigth grade to college. There is absolutely no point to it, except to torture teenagers.

Most kids learn absolutely nothing new in high school. It just gets them to college.

Author: iwishiwasincollegealready\! http://high-school.urbanup.com/4737223
108. (high school) (6↑, 2↓)
A little [childish] and [stupid].

Little girl- "Hey lets play house\!" Other little girl- "No lets play [high school]\!"

109. (High School) (33↑, 29↓)
A place that nobody appreciates until after they leave. They get into the real world and they realize what a breeze it really was. Too many teenagers are way too busy complaining about high school and not enjoying it while it lasts. Friends, crushes, love, cool teachers, lunch, changing classes, math class, guidance counselers, band, pep rallies, football games, field trips, biology, Mr. Godley, heavy books, our lunch bench, the field, the library, the hangout behind building 11, the building 6 bathroom we used to skip in, goofing off, and that cool hippie kid named Dan who carried around his guitar. I loved every minute of it. Looking back on it now, I'd give anything to go back to high school for a day. It was the greatest time of my life.

Enjoy high school, before you know it, it'll be long gone.

110. (high school) (3↑, 0↓)
Purgatory. High school is not as bad as the hell we know as middle school, but still not as good as kindergarten.

In high school, you (usually) can escape bullies, you can leave the school during your break, you get different people with different classes, you (usually) have a choice in your subjects and you aren't forced out of the school during your break. Unfortunately, you get more work then middle school and you have strict exams.

111. (High School) (3↑, 0↓)
An idea that hasn't evolved since the industrial revolution. A brainwashing factory dedicated to implanting patriotism and loyalty to your country. Focused heavily on math and science so America can beat the Soviet Union... Oh wait, exactly. Outdated system that once brainwashed your parents causing them to rethink their lives around 40; See [midlife crisis]. Destroys any imagination or creativity the student has before entering. The teachers want you to think if you fail here you're a failure of a human being and will never amount to anything. Often separated into gifted or honors classes and normal classes further enforcing isolation and feelings of insignificance. Where Pink Floyd's [The Wall] came from. Even the teachers aren't satisfied. Training grounds for a meaningless life getting up, going to work, coming home and watching TV. Makes you believe that killing is right if it stops death in your country; See [War]. Makes you terrified of failing, which is awful because that destroys originality when no one has the courage to step outside the box. Schools often hate art and music and put them secondary to Math and Science because spiritual satisfaction doesn't include money for the higher ups. Someone needs to change it soon or we will never move forward as a people by embracing only the things that worked in the past. Just an [Epic Fail] all around

Parents: Oh yeah everyone has to do it it's too bad you don't like it. Tough Kids: Don't you think there's something wrong with High School if everyone hates it? Parents: *Bullshit Lecture*

112. (High School) (9↑, 6↓)
An institution that tries to prepare young adults for the real world just a little bit, but most often results in bitching and moaning. It is only after completion (or failure) of High School that students realize how easy and relaxed they had it.

Person A :"Damn dude, I can't go to the bar - I just payed rent, electric, heat, internet, and filled up my POS car with gas - I got like 5 bucks in my account." Person B :"I hear you man, my wife is on my case, I'm gaining weight like a panda, and none of my money makes me happy" Person A: "Remember High School?" Person B: "Lol, yeah. Wish I had it that easy now\!" Person A: "Hell yeah..."

113. (High School) (4↑, 2↓)
A prison for teenagers who didn't do anything wrong, where we take even worse bullshit from the system than actual convicts. You spend your time trying to stay awake in class, trying to impress people you despise deep down, trying to make time for homework and sports, and chasing that hot girl you've wanted to fuck since 8th grade. Most people get the first 3 okay, but the fourth one is where it starts to fall apart. First, you'll try the "[nice guy]" approach, and when that gets rejected, you'll try the "popular [prep]" approach, and when she ignores you again, you'll go for that "asshole [jock]" approach. If you manage to sink this low, then maybe her shallow, bitchy mind will finally notice you. Even if you do have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, everything you do spreads around like wildfire, and if you manage to say 1 thing wrong, you lose your girlfriend, and most likely, all the friends you ditched to make your shallow relationship work. Then, there are your "friends". Everyone acts nice to your face, but the second you turn your back, they start talking shit about you. And you only know this because that's exactly what you do to them. To put it short, everyone in high school is an insecure, shallow kiss-ass conformist. Yes, even the goths and emos are conformists. If they weren't, they wouldn't be stereotypes. High school fucks you up like nothing else can.

On the first day of high school My mom: Hey, high school's gonna be great. Freshman me: Cool, I'll try to enjoy it After I come back mom: How was your first day of high school? me: I hate everyone.

114. (High school) (6↑, 4↓)
Hell.

High school sucks, period.

115. (High School) (4↑, 2↓)
a large building where teenagers are sent in the morning hours to socialize with friends, text for 30-90 minute durations, day dream, sleep, and or eat.

High School

116. (High School) (4↑, 2↓)
A place that has two sub cultures the jocks and the intellectuals, and everything in between. This place sucks hard but you need to go through it to get to college.

High school was so fucked. Remember junior high... even worse\!

117. (High School) (6↑, 4↓)
When something has so much drama, it is the definition of high school. High school = drama.

Girl 1: Oh my god, I think Tiffany is mad at me. Girl 2: Why? Girl 1: Because, she's not talking to me, and I didn't even do anything. Girl 2: *scoffs* That's so high school.

118. (High School) (1↑, 0↓)
a four year test of how much bullshit you can put up with. unfortunately this an apropriate way to prepare for this word of bullshit we all live in

everyone in high school pretends like their time there will actually amount to something other than a piece of paper when you graduate

119. (high school) (1↑, 0↓)
1) Hell with fluorescent lighting 2) A seemingly innocent government sponsored indoctrination center where teenagers between the ages of 14 and 18 go to be stripped of their individuality (partly by peers) and turned into an obedient, soul-dead conformist member of the American consumer race. High school is not the best years of your life, it's the hardest, where you're expected to act like an adult but are still a kid. It is a place where exhibiting free thought can get you in trouble. Chances are you won't use 90% of what you learn there. History class is somewhat interesting, and my English teacher is pretty good, but that's about me and not the majority. You're gonna get some teachers you like, and some that you hate. You're judged by what you wear, what music you listen to, etc. The cynics listen to grunge, the stoners listen to stoner metal, reggae, and metal, the preps listen to mostly top 40 crap, the "scary guys" listen to metal, the goths listen to Marilyn Manson, the gangsters listen to rap, the punks and skinheads listen to punk, the "normals" (people who don't fall into a category, like me) listen to pretty much anything. and the hipsters listen to that band you've never heard of. A very superficial place.

You can still keep your individuality in high school, just don't be afraid to get in trouble. Don't blindly follow everything, and assume nothing to be truth. Question authority when you need to. Draw in class, listen to as much hardcore punk and metal as you can, draw the anarchy symbol on shit (at my school it pisses the teachers off,) but still be nice to people, cuz u want them to back u up if you get caught. Don't let individuality die\!\!\! This is the fucking government telling you how to think\! Don't ever forget that.

Author: Bill_Hicks_Is_God http://high-school.urbanup.com/6365718
120. (High School) (4↑, 3↓)
Protips to the future freshmen out there: Stick with your friends. Get a huge group of your familiars going and talk with your friends as much as possible. Now, study your ass off and make sure to pick the right electives. Socialize, stay clean and yeah. Finally, you've made it to 10th\! 9th was surely a hellhole of a year huh? Well then, 10th won't be as dramatic. Make sure to get your Liscence and keep on top with your grades. Hm, 10th wasn't so bad huh? Welcome to 11th. Enjoy your leisure time? Not anymore, because now you have to work twice as hard\! 12th now huh dude? Yeah, you've passed 11th legit\! I'm proud of you dude, 12 is a blast. No more hard work\! Well you still have to do some work but still.

High School sucks unless you have friends and finding the right group can be a pain in the ass.

121. (high school) (1↑, 1↓)
A place where you spend some of the hardest years of growing up. Where peer pressure, relationships, college prep, schoolwork, and just dumbass drama all come together. Many different kinds of people attend this place, some of which do not get along, which provides plenty of drama around you if you are not already in it. There are four years in high school: Freshman, Sophomore, Junior and Senior years. Freshman: The easiest year. No college around the corner, easy core classes, no AP. Basically 8th grade again. Sophomore: You think you're badass cause you're not a freshman. Work is getting harder, you've heard the word college and that you need to do something about getting there. Junior: The "holy crap college isn't that far away" year. SAT & ACT to worry about, looking at colleges, thinking about the future. making sure you have a passable gpa for college. The hardest year. Senior: You're at the top. Unless you're a total dumbass you don't care about being an upperclassman. Can't wait for college so high school can finally be over, and you can get as far away as possible.

Freshman: OMG this work is soooo hard I had to do a two page book report... so tired\! Junior: You haven't done nothing yet. Get ready for real high school.

122. (High School) (1↑, 1↓)
A cynical hellhole overrun by stupid cheerleaders and football players. It is required in the U.S. for all students ages 14-18. As each person goes through this, they are given a stereotype and are expected to follow it perfectly or risk being called an "outcast". Some stereotypes include, but are not limited too: Jock, Cheerleader, Drama Geek, Band Geek, Blonde, Nerd, etc. Each student's goal is to make everyone else feel inferior to themselves through the means of cliques, exclusive parties, and such. All students also have to deal with bitchy adults called "teachers" who make sure each student comes back by giving them 3 hours of homework a night to be completed for the next day. Resulting in late-night homework marathons fueled by "Red Bull" and "Monsters". The main goal of high school is to make everyone feel shitty about themselves, teach them their places in society, and haunt them long afterwards about it. High School lasts for 4 years.

Male 1: My mom was prom queen in high school Male 2: Yeah, i also remember that she was a cum dumpster Male 1: At least she was popular Male 2: Don't you ever say anything about that to me again. You know my dad was a drama geek Male 1: Fine. Can you at least get another 10 pack of Red Bull? We're gonna need another two crates if we wanna finish this Honors History report for tomorrow. Male: I love finishing reports at 3 am like this.

123. (High School) (3↑, 3↓)
Pretty much a day care for teenagers. You dont accomplish anything in high school except getting a piece of paper that society says you have to have. Where, apparently they think your going to become some kind of mathematical who is also a rocket scientist and a English scholar that knows 2 languages. 99.99% of teenagers in high school dont learn anything they memorize things for quizzes. Technically High School is why almost half of the teens that do kill them selves (bullying) do it. Half of teenagers at high school love the pop culture while the other half are pissed off and want to kill everything.

Mom - what did you learn today? High School student- ... nothing.

124. (HIGH SCHOOL) (15↑, 15↓)
Where almost every kid abuses drugs and alcohol. They are so proud that have tons of friends but if they decide to be theirself a lot of them will stop talking to them. Alot of them do not have a mind of their own and try to be like the people that will end up being a drunk/drug addict for the rest of their life and living with their mom and dad asking them for money all the time. Most of the kids are assholes and love impressing the other kids on how quick they can get kicked out of class. They get into drugs, alcohol and love acting like a badass because their family probually could care less what they do, they just want them out of the house. High school kids waste their whole life drinking and doing drugs to impress people because a tradgedy in their life probually happened and the only way they know how to deal with the loss/hurt is to do drugs and alcohol so they froget all about it. Then when you try to talk to them about whats bothering them they start crying in a second and run into their room acting like a little child. Some kids talk about how big of a success they are going to be and these expensive cars there going to own. Too bad there parents are not caring for them telling them if your addicted to drugs the last things on your mind are going to be wanting a good carrer and a nice car. Little skinny "tough" guys sometimes fat are always looking for a fight. When you or a teacher tell someone to their face their immature expect a comeback like OOO i'am so mature, now there getting a few fake laughs from other students and thinking there better than everyone else. If you dont follow people and make sure you dont screw your life up expect people to talk behind your back and too scared to say anything to you. You probually know people that never forget to make an angry look for their class pictures. Last thing I have to say is high school is full of fake people looking for attention and love and could care less if they die at an early age they just want to make sure people think of them as a rebel.

High school

125. (HIGH school) (36↑, 36↓)
the school that you are high in 99.99999% of the time

"man...i loveeeeeeee high school"

Author: your momma, bitch\! http://high-school.urbanup.com/2024097
126. (High School) (0↑, 1↓)
A competitive place where you chances to fulfil your hopes and dreams and attend an ivy league school are ruined due to high grades that you didn't achieve a place where teachers suck a time when you can never sleep, have fun or free time again A place where popular, materialistic, wealthy, rich, spoiled, preppy, snobby, smart, or pretty and catty brats only fit in because they have better grades, better clothes, talent, money, more friends, property, status and hair than you do :)

In high school, the catty girls are all so rich and snobby, she has more friends because her clothes and hand bag are from bloomingdales, they're so perfect their personalities are so fake and catty. They all listen to the latest hip music that you heard 3 months later than they did, laugh at things that aren't funny, and drive their bmw's or range rovers. They turn theur music up loud in their cars during lunch so the whole street can hear, but they only know the lyrics, not you, so they laugh cuz they thin they are so cool, some act like air heads, but ironically get straight A's, dumb bitches with 1300 fake friends on facebook, they want to be known, they act like whores of fb and have 1500 pictures of themsekves on facebook of their body and airbrushed faces, they think everyone likes them, and they don't like you they turn the bathroom into a whorehouse by stinking up the bathroom with CHANEL perfume

127. (High School) (0↑, 2↓)
A *beep* *beep* place where "teachers" are hired to make young adolescents have no social life because sadly they have already lost theirs. And lead them all to an extreme [depression] which they will end up killing themselves. Also a place in which a person goes to be told its okay to be different when its actually not. It is also the most stressful place in the world and just to end this *bang* Im dead already...

Yr 7 Student: Woot Finally High School\! Science Teacher: WELCOME\!...... now everyone open page 1 of you text book and answer questions 1 to 25 for everyone page up to 50 to be completed by tomorrow period 1. Yr 7 Student: *eye twitches*

128. (High School) (2↑, 5↓)
A place where your parents send you to get ride of you for the day most people in high school come to school drunk or high. most people have weed an alcohol on them. The guys usually dip all day. People have sex in the bath rooms. High school is an all out disgusting place with old teachers an people that give you lots of work and yell at you when ever you do something they don't like or tell them to FUCK of. Most of the femail teachers just need to get laid. High school is a place to learn stuff that you will never use in real life\!\! High school is a place to come when your to hung over to go home its also a place to have fights and meningless sex\!\!

high, school, teens, people,high school

129. (High School) (1↑, 5↓)
Where the kids under the age of 18 get all their Drugs.

High School is the tobacco store for \<18

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130. (High School) (7↑, 11↓)
1. Some dumbass european is saying shit about American high schools. I've been in both, and I can say that they both have the same levels. I've been around public high schools in both the US and Europe and they are average. Not an excellent education. I've been in private European and North American high schools ([prep school]) and they were both excellent. 2. These are not the best 4 years of your life, but they are a great four years. I'm in my junior year and I'm having a great time. It's not such a "[prison]" where "the staff hates you". They are just teachers. Yeah, there is a lot of drama, but its not horrible. It keeps things fun. CONCLUSION: So yeah, stop bitchin about high school... You're probably all depressed [emos].

TYPICAL HIGH SCHOOL SCENE. High School Person nº1: I can't believe she left me... High School Person nº2: Forget about it, let's go to that party\! High School Person nº1: Sure

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131. (High School) (13↑, 18↓)
School for gettin' high\! Junior high really only preps you for gettin' high. High school is where you truly end up meeting the people you need to know to learn how to get positively Blizzitzed\!

"you goin' to school, fool?" "yeah, bro'...we gettin' high as a mofo today, feel me?\!" "Hell yeah, now I know why we call it High School, yo, bwahahahahahaha\!

132. (High School) (3↑, 9↓)
If u searched this because ur going into high school from middle school, chill out, high school is fucking heaven compared to middle school, stock up on sweat pants and sweat shirts, and money for soda. for school supplies only buy like two 1 inch binders for all ur classes because the lockers rairly work, so ur gonna be carying ur stuff around every where. try to photo copy text book pages the night before so u can do them in study hall without having to bring ur hole text book to school. suck up to the teachers, but not in an anoying way, and only the first half of the year. this way they will have a good impression on u and will only give u an f if u really actually deserve it. food is key trust me its worth it too wait in the long ass lines for the fries, they make it better. dont join a group hang out with everyone. and just bring nu gym clothes everyday because all it takes is one night in the locker room to smell like ass. there are my words of wisdom for u amazing children that have made it through middle school, im sorry for the loses u may have had there, and try to erase it from ur memory, dont worry it only gets better from here and GET THE MOST SLEEP YOU CAN or its gonna suck getting up in the morning, i know its "not cool" to go to bed at 7 or 8 but its so fucking worth it

"Dude High School is such a bitch" "Just get through it, and if u can drop out when ur 16"

133. (high school) (24↑, 33↓)
a four-year institution where one preps for collegiate life and experiments.

High School was eh. No it was really good\!

134. (high school) (13↑, 30↓)
A place you don't appreciate until after you've graduated.

What I'd give to go back to my high school days...

135. (high school) (16↑, 35↓)
a place that, unlike most definitions in the urban dictionary, is actually a privilege that we take for granted and is only as good you make it. if you work hard and receive excellent grades, you can continue onto a good college after graduation and further yourself in getting a great, profitable career. if you flunk out and don't go to school, you'll be working in an arbys getting pimples for little pay.

John didn't really like to get up so early for high school, but her knew it was a privilege that many other people around the world would love to have.

136. (high school) (34↑, 58↓)
It is what YOU make of it. sheeeesh

Bob: I was such a loser in high school. When I got invited to parties and games, I never went. Lucy: Well, when EYE was in high school, I might not have been the most known girl in school but whenever I got a chance to do something fun, I jumped at it\! Bob: Oh. Okay.

137. (High School) (30↑, 57↓)
A place where schoolwork is so much easier than in college, but the girls tend to have smaller boobs.

I can't believe I was such a whiner in high school. At least I have a steady supply of booze now that I'm in college.

138. (high school) (18↑, 47↓)
A place that is meant to be the best 4 years of your life. It is for most. They say it forces you to seperate you into groups: ([emo]'s [prep]'s [gangster]'s etc.) This is not necessarily true. In high school you, simply just seperate your selves into your own groups of friends which coincidentally have similar interests which labells them either [emo]'s [prep]'s [gangster]'s etc.. Those who are against high school just feel this way because they don't get good marks because they are lazy. People also say that some groups are critisized by others. But i can guarantee that if you hung out with any group, you'll realize that everyone critiizes everyone, it usually just doesn't get around. With out high school, how is anyone supposed to get a well paying job and support a family in the future?

High School was the best 4 years of my life. I met all my friends. I'm no prep/gangster, but i am considered these because i hang out with prep's and dress gangster. I like high school so much, i'm coming back for a 5th year\! Me and my friends critisize others (but not often), i can guarantee that we are critisized too. Have fun in high school, be safe, be smart. You are supposed to have the best time of your life in high school, but don't forget that you are there to learn. Party Hard\!

139. (High School) (30↑, 59↓)
apparnetly on this sight, people like to bitch about how high school sucks...didnt any one tell u this or did u figure it out after your 4 years? I realized it about 2-3 days into my freshmen year and i find that the only classes that really prepare anyone for life are the buisness classes and the tech classes...see in NY, we have one of the greatest testing systems in the country, but we have a 20-30% passing rate on math becuz we take a year and a half of math and try and cram it into 3 hours, which is complete bullshit...anyway, high school teachers arent that bad...where im from, we have maybe 5-10% of teachers that are complete cynical assholes who have either been castrated or been tragic burn victims...i read about someone saying history was useless...besides tech and business, without history, you would repeat the mistakes of the past...so here's a suggestion to the cynical realists/ex high school students/bitching liberals/suburban teenager that thinks high school is hard...shut the fuck up and deal with it, jesus christ do you need some vagasil for your pussy? are you that retentive and stupid that the only thing you can do is bitch? high school is free, college is a bitch when it comes to costs...thats why im moving to europe...GO EUROPE\!\!\!

1. The Seventh Layer of Hell= High school 2. High School is Jesus Punishment for kids that whack off 3. high school is for the Dumbass that may have a chance to not end up at mcdonalds for the rest of his/her pathetic life...

140. (High School) (54↑, 84↓)
The place containing the largest amount of morons and procrastinators around. Nothing give birth to the worst parts of America as much as high school. Anyone who will be anything in life hates high school because they didn't do anything in high school to make them like it. Someone said it best: "Nothing ensure failure in life as well as happiness in high school."

Guy who almost commit suicide in HS : An executive at an accounting firm. Guy was still mises HS : Lifts big boxes at some warehouse somewhere.

141. (high school) (23↑, 58↓)
The last educational institution that is open to all regardless of race, gender, or legal status. When leave this educational institution, years later, you start to respect teachers in general because you realize that they weren't getting paid much; they had to deal with kids who want to be treated as adults; and they have to teach a generation of hooligans who think shooting up a school is the logical response to life's hardships.

Those retards back in high school that would say "we're not learning anything", well guess what? If you want to get treated like an adult, then stop acting like you need your information spoon-fed.

142. (high school) (53↑, 90↓)
Just school. Quit your B&Ming you little shits.

1. OMG that big jock picked on mE\!\!\!\!1 its so horrible\! ill nevER seE him again in 4 years so i should flip shit and have an angsty online journal\!\!\!\! 2. LoL did you see what kristy was wEarIng today\!\!?? lol\! there are starving people in 3rd world countries but i care more about superficial trivial merchandise\!\!\! Oh shit my ass and tits just fell out of my washcloth...i mean miniskirt and tube. 3. Get a grip, you pussies.

143. (High school) (37↑, 87↓)
fun times, but only in cool classes like [band]. and you sometimes get alot of study halls. much more fun than junior high.

most classes suck, some dont didnt you graduate from high school?

144. (high school) (49↑, 104↓)
The best time of your life. Stop bitching about how much it sucks, because you have no idea how good you have it now. Wait until you graduate and you will truly miss that you dont see your teachers and friends everyday. Right now, you may think it is so tough, but its not. Get over yourself, because you dont know what youve got til its gone\! Make the best of it while you can. Everyone goes through 4 years of it, so why not make it fun?\!?

Person 1: "Bro, high school sucks." Person 2: "Get over yourself, youre a fucking pansy. Its high school, not something terrible like boot camp. You have no idea how worse it could be."

145. (high school) (107↑, 182↓)
You guys are blowing this way out of proportion. High School is not 'an infernal hell-hole where egotistical administrators cage and torture whiny brats that fall into a bunch of clear cut categories' what is that crap anyway? You people need to stop watching TV shows thinking that its real life..

High school isn't nearly as terrible as the whiny morons above cut it out to be.

146. (High School) (44↑, 133↓)
The North American equivalence to European pre-secondary educational facilities. Contrary to apparent common belief among Americans and/or Canadians the high schools found throughout the norhtern part of the Americas are like kindergardens compared to their European counterparts - hence not very "high" in any respect...except for their drugged-up spoilt kids. In Europe students are required to actually study a whole lot more material than students attending these north-American schools. The European curiculums include materials that are considered university level in the Americas and any European high school graduate could kick the smartest American kids' ass.

American/Canadian kids: "Hey yo bro, so in class we had to like differentiate some function or something, that was whack0 bro." "Aight, me hearz yo man, dillio. Let'z fuck this shit and chill out at my crib watchin some MTV." European kids: "Oh well differentiating that polynomial function wasn't too hard, now was it?" "No, not at all my dear friend. Would you like to drop by at my place? We could listen to some genuine European music and chat about today's class."

Author: EuropeKicksYourAss http://high-school.urbanup.com/1116021
147. (High School) (44↑, 139↓)
A place that is not as bad as people say. There are way to many creepy goth, punk, and emo kids in high school though.

Our high school is full of goth fags.

148. (high school) (81↑, 191↓)
Honestly, I don´t understand all that bitterness displayed here about high school. Sure,that period has its flaws,but most of you seem to forget all the good things going aside with it...Not having to worry about anything,having lots of friends, competing against other schools in sports (e.g.sailing and rowing are extremely popular at our school),regular social events, holding up school spirit, and finally (if you are willing to invest some work) the preparation it gives you for going to a excellent college/university later.

I Loved my high school\!\!

149. (high school) (19↑, 223↓)
The best fucking place ever\! Even though I'm doing good in the real world, I miss high school. I did really good on the football team, basketball team, and track team. I got to be on the honor roll lists alot, I made friends with anyone that had some decency in them, and I beat up the weak nerd fags that think they're smart and sucessful, but they always flunk. I also had one of the hottest girlfriends in the school, I'm still dating her right now\!

I loved high school.

150. (High School) (54↑, 267↓)
WTF is wrong with these people none of you get it right, punks are NOT skaters with pirceing who listen to alternative rock or any other of the bullsh\!t you discribed. Punks are a group of people who belive in anti-government and are useally involved in anarchist groups(not saying that all are) also punks listen to, yes punk, but not just ordinary punk that you hear on the radio.(that stuff is SH\!T emo and songs that have no value) but music that talks about the exploitations of ower government and what really goes on in the world. NEXT TIME YOU NOOBS POST SOMETHING TRY AND RESERCH IT BEFORE INSTEAD OF POSTING INCORRECT SH\!T\!

no example, just a statement for all you morons\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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